Michael
@MichaelHook_CLE
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(he/him) Slade Cecconi, Kyle Manzardo and Jhonkensy Noel truther, Creator of MichaelMemes™️ and an avid bagel enthusiast
Cleveland, OH
Joined December 2019
Grandma is staying in the cage until the Guardians win their 3rd World Series in franchise history
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Gotta say, I like the strategy of compiling a bunch of Stephen Vogt’s to make up your coaching staff
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“Hey bro can I copy your homework?” “Yeah, just change up the answers so it’s not too obvious”
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Brendan Donovan, get ready to learn Tuesday night dinner at Marble Room
Cardinals willing to move veterans this offseason, per @Ken_Rosenthal @katiejwoo. That includes: Nolan Arenado Sonny Gray Brendan Donovan Lars Nootbaar St. Louis is seeking cost-controlled pitching.
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Laid back watching stranger things reminiscing on the Jose/Anderson fight and I’m mad I didn’t use the pun “he just got Andersonned”
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The Dodgers will likely pursue All-Star Steven Kwan during the offseason 🔥 Kwan currently plays for the Guardians, and is an elite defender in the outfield that is needed by the Dodgers 🙌 "[The Guardians] nearly traded him to the Dodgers at the trade deadline and Los Angeles
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Vogt had to deal with the clubhouse fallout after the biggest player betting scandal since the Chicago Black Sox scandal and then went on to set a MLB record for the largest comeback to win a division title “Last place to first place” my ass. Vogt deserves this MOTY award
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POV: you’re Emmanuel Clase’s phone and he’s waiting for an update on his cock fighting bets
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If I see one Jose Ramirez trade proposal to New York, San Diego, or Toronto, I will go full scorched earth mode
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Tatsuya Imai, a 27-year-old RHP from Nippon Professional Baseball, will be posted this offseason, per the Saitama Seibu Lions. Imai recorded a 1.92 ERA and struck out 178 batters in 163.2 IP during the 2025 season. Once Imai’s posting window opens, teams will have 45 days to
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Cade Smith generational closer career will cure my trauma from the Clase scandal
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Top-tier closer you say? I have a guy you can bet on…
Per @BNightengale, the Dodgers will look to acquire a top-tier closer with the $87M from players off the books. They're likely to re-engage trade talks with the Guardians for Steven Kwan. Nightengale also confirmed the Dodgers will pursue OF Kyle Tucker. He also reports that
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Lowest ERA, Last 100 MLB Seasons (350+ Innings Pitched): 1.88 - Emmanuel Clase 2.21 - Mariano Rivera 2.31 - Billy Wagner 2.41 - Mike Adams 2.44 - Jonathan Papelbon 2.49 - Bryan Harvey 2.52 - Aroldis Chapman 2.52 - Hoyt Wilhelm 2.53 - Dellin Betances 2.53 - Clayton Kershaw
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When you just lost $11,000 cause a player swung at a pitch off the plate:
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