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(he/him) Triston McKenzie truther, Creator of MichaelMemes™️ and an avid bagel enthusiast
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Grandma is staying in the cage until the Guardians win their 3rd World Series in franchise history
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@TwiceIndicted
@marissa_elocin
Kinda is though. They literally invited his family back in 2019 after he passed away and gave them special seats only to give the award to Cardi. His only nominations have been posthumous so it just seems like a cash grab to get his fans to watch to see him maybe win.
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The Guardians are going through one of the biggest screw jobs in MLB history
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- Known clubhouse cancer
- Actively trolled fans and media on this site
- Has clashed with past management
- Threw a baseball into a fountain when he was being pulled after a bad start
- Cost his team a potential ring by cutting his hand on a drone
- Anti-LGBT/transphobic
Trevor Bauer...
• has served his suspension.
• hasn't been found guilty of any crime.
• pitched well in Japan last year.
• is seeking the MLB minimum $.
• is supported by former teammates.
• pitched well against the LAD (MiLB).
MLB needs to drop the blacklisting agenda.
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The Cleveland Clinic has updated their main causes for heart attacks:
1. Poor diet
2. Lack of exercise
3. Rays vs Guardians game 2 of the Wild Card
4. Smoking
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I need a Josh Naylor bomb in Yankees stadium just to see how absolutely MENTAL he goes
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Guys I’m not even kidding when I say this
We have scored 69 runs in 420 total AB’s
The Cleveland Guardians have scored 69 runs this season.
Nice.
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Jose Ramirez vs Tim Anderson
#ForTheLand
Home Run (19) 💣
Exit velo: 106.7 mph
Launch angle: 28 deg
Proj. distance: 426 ft
No doubt about that one 🔒
That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks
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Fuck the commissioners trophy, hang this video in progressive field
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“See you mother fuckers in the ALDS”
- Myles Straw (probably)
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Nobody:
James Karinchak after throwing precisely 4 pitches:
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Me at 2 am on March 31st watching the Guardians and Mariners go into extra innings:
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BRB y’all, I’m about to go dip a pierogi in Lake Erie
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
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Arguably the greatest pitcher is Cleveland baseball history, and for sure the best player in modern Cleveland baseball history
3-time all star
2-time Cy Young
ERA title
38.3 career fWAR
1,725 career strikeouts
Congrats on a great career, and enjoy retirement Klubot🤖
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1-4: Civale
5-6: Hentges
7: Stephan
8: Karinchak
9: Clase
Who says no?
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He may be a lunatic
But he’s our lunatic and we love him for it
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For those who have never experienced Cleveland winter:
It’s going to be 22 degrees on thanksgiving, 65 and partly cloudy on Christmas Day, 12 on New Years, and then hypothermia levels for all of January except 2 random days of 47 degrees
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JOSE RAMIREZ JUST STOLE
HOME OH MY GOD
BUILD THE STATUE NOW
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The Cleveland Guardians city connect jerseys have been leaked 👀
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Swifties become chiefs fans because Kelce plays for the Chiefs
Chiefs win the Super Bowl
Travis Kelce is a fan of the Cavs
Swifties find out Kelce likes the Cavs and therefore they start liking the Cavs
Cavs win the NBA Finals????
The math is mathing
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SOURCES: Aaron Judge has purchased a house in Strongsville 👀👀👀
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This isn’t even a question.
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Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman, and Shohei Ohtani.
All brought together, just to beat one man
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The Guardians lost? I say the proper response is firing Joe Woods
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HE’S COMING HOME
#Marlins
are acquiring C Christian Bethancourt from the
#Guardians
, sources tell
@ElExtrabase
. Bethancourt, 32, has seven years of MLB experience. Has one of the best arms for a catcher in the league.
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If this gets 50 retweets I will buy and wear a SpongeBob costume to game 1 of the Wild Card in Cleveland
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Guards rubber match and game 3 for the Cavs?
It can only mean one thing…
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Yeah we’re definitely in the script this year
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“Yeah you can copy my homework. Just change up a couple of the answers so you can’t tell it’s copied”
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Tim Anderson when he sees that Jose Ramirez is the “designated hitter” in today’s lineup:
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What’s the most physically painful thing you’ve ever experienced in your life time?
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“DRIVE INTO LEFT!!! AT THE WALL, ITS GONE!!!! RAJAI DAVIS!!!”
I will never understand men’s obsession with sports
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I’ve seen enough.
I’m officially driving down to Columbus myself to pick up Bo Naylor. Won’t even charge for gas or anything. I might even buy him McDonald’s on the way there.
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This man played 49 games for us and I loved every single one of them
who’s y’all’s fav player to play less than a full season for your team. i’ll start:
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Expect Tito to go full sail tomorrow with Stephan, Karinchak, De Los Santos, and Clase
We are in for the ride of our lives, ladies and gentlemen
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“We lost some lights. It’s getting darker, either that… or I’m saying farewell”
- Tom Hamilton
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And it’s fucking disgusting
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The Cleveland Guardians have scored 8 runs for the 3rd time in a week
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“He’s probably thinking about other girls right now”
*What he’s actually thinking about*:
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The Donovan Mitchell trade turned a potential future title winning team into a potential future dynasty
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All I’m saying is that everything in this world started going to shit when the Cubs won the World Series
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MOREEEE SIGNS
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Cleveland has the home opener, the NCAA women’s final 4 with 3 of the biggest stars in women’s college basketball history, and is in the path of totality for a solar eclipse.
All in one weekend.
I’m so happy for my city 🥹
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Also, for anyone saying “bring in Trevor Bauer”:
I hope your pillow is warm on both sides, I hope your spoon bends the next time you scoop it into ice cream, I hope you step on a Lego, I hope your reheated lasagna is cold in the middle.
Also please shut the fuck up.
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Fransisco Lindor on November 2nd, 2016:
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Shohei Ohtani could be traded and 'will definitely' leave the Angels if they fall out of playoff contention this season, per
@JeffPassan
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Bally Sports downfall AND I get to watch the Guards for free? MASSIVE W
MLB plans to broadcast games of roughly a half-dozen teams for free, per
@nypost
, as their RSN provider — Diamond Sports — prepares for bankruptcy.
Teams reportedly include:
▪️ Arizona Diamondbacks
▪️ Cincinnati Reds
▪️ Cleveland Guardians
▪️ San Diego Padres
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919 wins (and counting), 3 time manager of the year, 6 playoff appearances, an AL Pennant, the most regular season games managed in Cleveland, and the most managerial wins in franchise history.
Terry Francona will always be a Cleveland legend. Thank you, Tito ❤️
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Aaron Judge and Myles Straw have combined for 61 home runs this season
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Gee,
Not like he went to a World Series with Cleveland and was a multiple time all star with us or anything like that 🤷♂️
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Every other moment is fighting for 2nd place
Quite a year for baseball 🤯⚾️
What was your favorite baseball moment of 2023? ⬇️
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Kluber pitched game 1 on October 25th
Kluber pitched game 4 on October 29th
Kluber pitched game 7 on November 2nd
Say whatever else you want, but that loss was not on him
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You know Josh, you know Bo, get ready to meet Myles Naylor!
Ranked No. 59 on our Draft Top 250, Myles is ready to join his older brothers on the pro circuit:
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Bo Naylor is figuring it out and I don’t think there’s a coincidence between him being called up and the Guards suddenly figuring out how to win games
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We appreciate all your hard work and perseverance 🫡 good luck in Arizona!!
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Ryan Merritt game 5 2016 ALCS
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Magic coach: *making adjustments, screaming mid game, encouraging players, setting a tone*
JB:
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@burrito_mon
@Teezy95794761
@raywearingjeans
@TwiceIndicted
@marissa_elocin
He was featured for his box set Swimming in Circles, meaning it was HIS project that was nominated, not just a feature or production credits.
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Me at 2 am on March 29th watching the Guardians and A’s go into the 17th inning with 0 runs and 6 hits each:
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Me on my way to the FieldHouse to back up Jarrett Allen in a fight:
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“Give Arias a shot at shortstop for a while”
RICK MANNING IS OFFICIALLY A CERTIFIED BALL KNOWER
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