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Michael Harrison

@MichaelHComedy

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Standup comedian/ Moderator of the hit podcast Character Debates https://t.co/BJRklbjZ4C

New York, NY
Joined June 2011
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I am starting to think alot of Americans don’t know what a Puerto Rico is! #Halftime #BadBunny #America
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No argument, both half times were better than the game! #nfl #Halftime #football
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I am so happy I have a family friendly halftime option for this sport where men give each other brain damage! #Holy #NFL #halftime
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Michael Harrison
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Trump’s “Board of Peace” includes Putin. That’s like inviting Diddy to a counsel for Female Rights #trump #America #President
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Yep…I went there! Imitating the shock on their faces was fun! #comedy #follow #bekind #ICE #ReneeGood
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Michael Harrison
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I heard Trump already wants to pardon Nick Reiner #trump #RobReiner #statement
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Michael Harrison
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An injured Bo Bichette gets a homerun because hurt people hurt people! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs
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When we win, we’re efficient! #WorldSeries #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs
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Michael Harrison
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If Dodgers lose, it’s probably because they didn’t spend enough #LosAngeles #WorldSeries #BlueJays
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Yeah, the Jays are lucky he isn’t on their team! #BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs
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I guarantee the scariest thing that the Dodgers is going to see on Halloween is the Blue Jays #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs #WorldSeries #WeWantItAll
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Michael Harrison
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Sorry, has Ohtani been playing? Haven’t noticed #BlueJays #LosAngeles #WorldSeries
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Michael Harrison
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Anyone watch the Jays/Dodgers game tonight and feel ripped off that you only got 9 innings? #BlueJays #ladodgers #WorldSeries
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Michael Harrison
4 months
A blind booker gave me her email and asked me to let her know my avails. I emailed her and she hasn't responded. Do you think she saw it? (This is all true, I swear!) #Booker #comedy #gigs
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Michael Harrison
4 months
Bill Burr defending Saudi Arabia is the new Dennis Rodman defending North Korea. #RiyadhComedyFestival #comedian #BillBurr
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Michael Harrison
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If a comic bombs his set in Riyadh, do they get 72 virgins? #RiyadhComedyFestival
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Michael Harrison
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Had to check with my mom on something #tylenol #RFKJr #trump
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Michael Harrison
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Just listening to a religious radio station in Tampa and the host said that God would want women who have abortions to get the death penalty. If Kimmel is so bad, where is Brendan Carr from the FCC on this one? #kimmel #fcc #freespeech
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Michael Harrison
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Republicans are trying to remove freedom of speech by canceling comedians! Mein Gott!!!! #republicans #cancelculture #comedy
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