Michael Eavis
@MichaelEavis1
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Next Glastonbury is in 2027. Let's see if it can keep trending until then. I reckon this will last longer than I will to be honest.
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Emily can do it. She's had enough out of me. #Glastonbury2025 #notataxdodge.
@MichaelEavis1 Go to bed. You’ve got a lot of cleaning up to do tomorrow.
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Enjoy the last night of #Glastonbury2025. If you're at home or there, have a blast. At the end of the day we're people. People are pricks. We have this wonderful world and we take a massive dump on it and each other. *Insert funny comment here*.
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If I quote your own quote then maybe do that again, will it tear a hole in the universe? Then we'd all be taken off air. Wow. Mind blowing. #Glastonbury.
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Good morning everyone. How are the heads? Looking forward to a nice, easy Sunday with no issues and little noise, cheers. Oh and to those coming at this account with nasty stuff, arrange this into a phrase:. Tree.Barking.Wrong.The.Up. #Glastonbury.
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RT @eddie_corrigan: @MichaelEavis1 Happy to take the freebies off you back in the past though mate.
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Yeah but it's a laugh, isn't it?.#Glastonbury2025.
@MichaelEavis1 Loads of lefties paying £400 to be secure behind a wall keeping the riff-raff out while trashing the countryside as entertainers fly in on helicopters and rant about capitalism, fossil fuels and open borders. The greatest display of hypocritical hubris on the summer calendar.
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Wasn't this 2017? A lot has changed in 8 years. I remember when some people were still in good acting roles back then. #GlastonburyFestival.
Socialists are hilarious. They don’t even see their own ridiculous and unfathomably stupid hypocrisy. There’s a huge wall around Glastonbury. To stop the poor people getting in. Morons.
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That's almost the beginnings of a haiku. Let me try:. They are not morons.Malignant, narcissistic.Same old border joke. #Glastonbury2025.
@LozzaFox Not morons, malignant narcissistic sociopaths.
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Up having a quick look around. Just found the pint of Guinness from Matty Healy of The 1975 backstage. It was full. Drank it. #Glastonbury.
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It's fucking great. People have a good time. Then I push my leftie agenda. Like a stealth leftie man. I don't. It's a music festival. Chill out. Those toilet doors are definitely noisy as shit though. Plus can everyone promise to stop talking at 1am? Cheers. #Glastonbury.
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I sometimes use my righty as well.
@MichaelEavis1 Can we tell you how much of a leftist wanker you are?.
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Not gullible. It makes you falafelfull.
@MichaelEavis1 Hard to avoid when the left wing bbc has decamped there for the weekend. Eavis is only interested in making money from idiot Guardian readers who think eating falafel in a field makes them cool. It doesn’t. It makes you gullible.
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Twice filled my Glastonbury bingo card. BBC ✓.Lefties ✓.Soap dodgers ✓.Better in the 90s ✓.Tax ✓.Fences ✓.Corporate ✓.Woke ✓.Wombles ✓.
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Alanis Morrisette cut that line from her song.
@SandyofSuffolk @MichaelEavis1 wouldnt it be ironic if there was a terrorist attack?.
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Hey, those rumours about cousins are unfounded. Your name is like a poem.
@MichaelEavis1 Inbred insular tax dodging cunt.
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Oh the irony of this one. .
@MichaelEavis1 I don’t think that anybody is annoyed the Glastonbury is on, but I do think you are becoming a parody of yourself. I also think that instead of using your farmland to feed the country, you are using it to host terrorist sympathisers and to feed hate.
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Shits and giggles though. It gives me something to do. Can't just walk about in shorts all the time talking about cows.
@MichaelEavis1 Maybe you should do the same. Don’t post.
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My daughter's got a lovely car, though and mine is amazing too.
@MichaelEavis1 You are what the people who go to Glastonbury hate! Tax dodging cunt.
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