Should you have a terminally ill child, or a child hospitalized for an unnatural amount of time, message me and I will write your child into a short story of their choosing so you may read it to them and give words to their dreams. Free to you, and the rights to the book as well.

Cameron and Rachel are facing an unimaginable situation with their newborn, Rosie Jo. They're in need of support as medical bills rise. Please consider helping them during this tough time. Every bit counts. Share and donate if you can.

🔥🚨THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SPENT OVER $66 BILLION ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS IN 2023 THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT ONLY SPENT $3 BILLION ON HOMELESS VETERANS IN 2023 🤯 I don’t know who this lady is but she does an incredible job ripping apart the Biden Administration for having their

Do you think if @GordonRamsay was ever slowly eaten by cannibals, he would critique them on how he was prepared?

So I have a FedEx driver on my security camera not once, but twice stealing packages from me with FedEx refusing to fix the problem. I’m sure @FedEx could care less about some guy, but I’m also the guy who decides who we ship with at my company. Looks like @UPS is our new shipper

Hey @FedEx thanks so much for hiring drivers who steal packages after they photograph the delivery. Guess he didn’t know about the security camera.

Well, not using @uhaul ever again and that’s also my recommendation. Advertised cost to rent 29.98 final bill 467.66 you don’t deserve to be in business if that’s how you do business. If you’d have advertised 467 I would have been fine with that.

How bout it @FOXTV will you do the right thing? I have never missed an episode of the masked singer, but it will not be allowed in my house if it is hosted by a racist.

So one of my books has all of a sudden taken off in the UK, and I have no idea why. I mean yay, but still, I feel my writing style isn't sophisticated enough for a UK market. #success

Just got done with Narcos: Mexico and I'll be honest, when they did what they did to @realmichaelpena, I almost stopped watching. Can't wait to see that guy holding an oscar someday.

I'm curious to see what the american's will do when they get wind that there are companies out here right now making a profit off this crisis...while also accepting money from the stimulus loan. Sincerely the guy tired of representing shitty clients. #principlesoverprofit #BofA

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I don't think big businesses are realizing just yet, that the american people will burn your business to the ground if you don't operate with some compassion during this crisis. I'll be there in a minute, I'm trying to light my torch with a flint rod. #bankofamerica shame on you.

So is no one going to talk about the fact that somebody tried to take out the Mercy in Los Angeles with a train?

Currently trying to figure out how to make a ventilator work with water flowing through it in case electrical grids go down and back ups can't maintain. I should have been a bigger steam punk fan.

There are two types of HOAs in this country: My mom's HOA [left] and the Tennessee HOA that apparently sent this letter to 20+ homeowners [right]. Help each other, please.

I am not essential in the slightest, but I have a little piece of paper that says I am, why, because I am a revenue producer for my company, and have been the biggest revenue producer for the last three years running. I am not essential, I am profit, I have never felt so unloved.

#30MoreDays is not enough, I am not a doctor, nor a researcher, but I had the misfortune of being in Bundibugyo during an Ebola outbreak, a lockdown was the only way it was kept in check. Life can go on without an economy, the economy can't go on without life.

Hey #writingcommunity has anyone noticed fellow author @FredTJoseph just running around twitter like he owns the place just donating money to people who need it. The nerve right? That's a low down dirty saint right there.

CDC: lock down stay home, social distancing North west indiana: Ok we will home school our kids. 1 week after lock down the streets are running rampant with large groups of kids. CDC: fuck it. we tried.

We are keeping Betty White quarantined right? #GoldenGirls #BettyWhite4ever