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@Metamaskheelp
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TWEETING FOR THE FUN OF IT ( ANYTHING/EVERYTHING FOOTBALL) GGMU
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Joined September 2025
A whole human being doesn’t even cost that much, yet they’re whining us on Twitter. Head – ₦30k (₦50k if it’s an albino) Penisss – ₦15k (₦25k if it’s someone who hasn’t had sex before) Two legs – ₦10k (₦5k if it’s a “k-leg” like baddy own) So tell me, where are they
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- If you don’t spend on your Girl, another Man will Babes: “This is so true” - If you don’t take care of her, there are Men in her DM willing to Babes: “Like dyg ?… Periodt!” - If you don’t cook for him, another Woman will collect him Babes: “The only thing that can keep a
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Or he’ll strike me for questioning it… But somehow hasn’t been able to answer your call for following it brainlessly since they gave birth to you till date He only shows workings when it’s time strike ? Oshey EL Valverde!
So God will strike me for Blasphemy or Questioning It, but will watch Politiicians, Bandits, Hunger, Sickness snd other events devour his Subscribers?
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The Pastor to Congregation relationship is so funny to me.. Even from our parent’s era -You’re sick, pastor prays for you -You’re poor, pastor prays -Ojuju is chasing you, he prays -Bad dreams, he prays -It’s your birthday, he prays -Your child is not feeling well, he prays
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Growing your X account is more difficult than understanding women
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Another day to hear this rubbish 'Another day to grow your account'. It's becoming too much!!
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@Metamaskheelp @ThaBoyYom Yom, Sir Dik, Neo, Dr Maxwell, coded bro, Dr Sina, Zobo lord, Oma, Chisom, taiwo junzi(sometimes) Serious male accounts abound on this app
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Let’s make Nnamdi Emeh trend! Let’s bring attention to his case! He is an only child of his parents, he has been in jail for years because he exposed a deadly police organ-harvesting ring in Nigeria. Kindly repost
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