Deadpool.
@MercRegen
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In the immortal words of Clark Whatsisname -- up, up and away!
Joined March 2019
“None of this is actually happening. There is a man. At a typewriter. This is all his twisted imagination.”
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ㅤ ㅤ৶ ﹙the lıtle gırl﹚ ٬ who cαred for nothıng, for no one ─── frıghtened αnd desperαte for love, for touch, to be wαnted. ㅤ
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We all know I’m the sexiest one.
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“Totally gonna be the best character in marvel rivals when I drop.”
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“Aw come on, I came to ask you to go on a mission with me! You know how well we work together.” He extended his hand to give a thumbs up. “Plus, you’re my favorite assassin.”
( @MercRegen ) “ this is a test of my patience. it has to be god. “ elektra, in all her curly locks and blank expression, stares daggers of dissatisfaction into deadpool. “ that must be why you’re here, wade. “ he wasted the last of her tolerance when they were thunderbolts.
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“Hmm…” He would raise his finger to his chin, thinking. “I’d pay a few thousand that’s for sure.”
ᅠ⠀ ᅠ⠀ “𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 .” Opting to use actual words this time . “𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 . 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞 .” ᅠ
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Oh, sorry that’s my boner. I’ll tell him to quiet down while we talk.
mouthy thing .
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This isn’t a time for words babe, do you feel that spark between us?
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You’d be taller if you stepped on me.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congratulations (READER) ! You have been annually invited to the Moon Gala hosted by the Inhuman Royal Family on December 28th, 2025. ( #𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐀𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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“Well, for team bonding purposes! We are both X-Men ya know.”
“Ya never fully answered my question. Why do ya wanna kiss me so badly?”
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“Ok..” Wade would reach for his wallet, pulling it out. Luckily there was nothing in there except for a picture of him and Wolverine.
good boy. now reach for your wallet..
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“Hm, okay I’m liking where this is going.” Deadpool puts his hand in his pocket like she asked.
hmm.. if you can bark, i’m guessing you can follow commands? put one hand in your pocket.
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Just hurts to hear!
how is it rude if it’s true?
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“No, is it good?”
"...Have thou watched the series Ted Lasso?"
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Umm.. I can sing, I can rip my limbs off. Oh! I can backflip!
mm.. no. i said tricks, not disappointments.
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“Yea pretty much.”
"Thou doth assume thy actor makes thee superior?"
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I can do tricks, want to see something small appear in my pants?
that was fast. do you do tricks too, or just bark?
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Pervert!? I am many things, and a pervert is most of them. But that’s just rude to say.
ah’m not touchin’ yew with a six foot pole. pervert.
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