When you get an Amazon package, but you don’t remembering ordering anything. Open it up and it’s the @Reese10Angel Funko Pop, you preordered in July.

Now Vince. #BB27

Got my Mebounds and waiting on the King Tiagos. Congratulations #AngelReese!! 🩷

This is me every time, during Ashley and Derek scenes. #BeyondTheGates

Well damn!! Congratulations Austin, with your whiny ass. 🙄🤣🤣#NextLevelChef

I’m pulling for Megan and hoping Beatrice comes in second, so Austin can silently rage. 😂😂 #NextLevelChef

I knew Austin was going take something, he thought Beatrice might want. 🤣🤣 #NextLevelChef

I giggle a little, every time Austin whines about Beatrice. #NextLevelChef

Baby, if Lauren don’t run the hell away from Dave. He’s telling her in no uncertain terms, he doesn’t want to marry her. Let him go be with his friends, because I’m not about to keep going back and forth with you. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind8

This competition between ⁦@netflix⁩ and ⁦@DisneyPlus⁩, to see who can charge us the most, is getting on my damn nerves.

One and a half episodes in, and I’m about to just go to episode six. #LoveIsBlind

All the candidates for mayor, should hold a forum, for City employees. @saintlouismayor @CaraSpencerSTL

Man, they should have let Tank sing, I Can’t Make You Love Me. I love his remake. #KCHonors

Every season, I say that I’m not going to watch @LoveisBlindShow, but always end up watching. I’m on episode four and these people are already getting on my nerves. #LoveIsBlind7

Now we’re being allowed to leave the plane, to get something to eat.

I’ll let ya’ll know, if we leave at 12:05. 🙄

At this point, give us another plane. We have been sitting here for over a hour. They could at least offer us drinks and Bischoffs. 🙄

I hit mute so fast!!! #BigBrother

Tamara ain’t no parts of shit. She will always be the scum of the earth and Alexis is trash to. #RHOC

Y’all have been saying you wanted to see me do an action-comedy. 😉 Retweet if you’re watching The Union on @netflix this weekend!