Ok, I can trust you lot with a secret right?
I’ve brushed off my investigative journalism skills and, please don’t tell anyone, but I’ve got a MASSIVE exposé coming up on certain Scottish brewer’s blatant lies.
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I do apologise to anyone who has followed me thinking this was a serious tweet, it’s an inside joke about Pilot not being a real brewery, which is what this is a picture of; however, please stay for the general beer & food nonsense and creative profanities!
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I apologise to everyone who isn’t in on the joke that Pilot ‘isn’t really a brewery’ but please rest assured it was an unintended comedy result of my comments (also, do try
@pilotbeeruk
artisan bees, they surprisingly refreshing)
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@MelissaCole
@pilotbeeruk
Sad they've gone so downhill. Matter of time before the takeover by AB InBee.
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@MelissaCole
@pilotbeeruk
@pilotbeeruk
have gone too far now
@MelissaCole
! Creating a fake brewery out of cardboard and tinfoil, in order to get into some glossy beer zine to promote spoof beer, which don’t exist.
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@MelissaCole
@pilotbeeruk
I was gonna make a pilot joke, then saw pilot were tagged. Gawd I’m such a hack!
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