@MelissaCole Has Greg Clarke got a new job already?

@4fingrz63 🤣

@MelissaCole It's just so tired.

@katrinnas I'm just so tired too

@MelissaCole It’s too early for this shit.

@aswifthaIf agreed

@MelissaCole I mean fair enough have some separate marketing for men and women but my god this might as well be a "women, when your man gives you the night off, enjoy a beer, yes really, a beer". This doesn't even have the tongue in cheek humour of the old Yorkie bar ads.

@Mat_Halliday Multiple studies show that women in particular have absolutely no desire to be marketed at specifically as it others them from the product.

@MelissaCole @CountrySkills 1972 called and said it wants its copywriting back. #marketingfails #copywritingfordummies #vom

@kayannmarie @CountrySkills Yup

@MelissaCole Incredible. Also, for a brand that fetishises East London and ‘edginess’, A LOT of those photos are taken in Notting Hill 😂

@looksquiteyoung I didn't know if the photos were in Notting Hill or just posted from there

@MelissaCole On their website it says their beer is "Shoreditch contemporary", and remarkably - given everything else - that now only seems like a minor crime

@CJHutcheon Will be considered in sentencing however

@MelissaCole I had no idea beer wasn't just for strong masculine men and their lad mates doing manly stuff like sessions and watching football.... Cancel my appointments, will be looking into it asap.

@drgabywolferink Clearly you need to address this hysterical episode you've been having dear...

@MelissaCole “Our beer isn’t just for blokes....” no, apparently it’s also for pervs who think it’s appropriate to sell beer using closeups of a woman’s behind that dangerously verge on upskirting

@BeckyPaskin yup, that

@MelissaCole It’s very FR.

@katie__arabella Will message!