Jon Christenson, STS 🦬 ☕️
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Lutheran pastor, dog lover, happy husband, proud father, hockey fan, miniature wargame geek, and...much more! Likes or retweets do not imply agreement.
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Crux sola est nostra theologia.
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I have a Calvinism joke, but it’s not for everyone.
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"And being warned of God in a dream that they should not return to Herod, they departed into their own country another way."
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C.S. Lewis and a friend were approached by someone on the street. Lewis emptied his wallet. His friend said, “Don’t you know he’s just going to squander all that on ale?” Lewis replied, “That’s all I was going to do with it.”
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@JDCocchiarella
Taxation is for revenue, not to punish people you don't like.
Why are people like you so authoritarian?
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Thinking about Kierkegaard. Actually reading Kierkegaard
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He is risen and I'm exhausted. Happy Easter!
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Lufthansa serving draft beer in the 1960s
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@JohnFetterman
Greet them at the border and take them to Bradford, where opportunities abound. Walk your talk, dude.
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Eggnog is perfect for when you feel like drinking a glass of pancake batter.
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In Kyiv. "At all times and in all places ..."
Lord, have mercy.
Christ, have mercy.
Lord, have mercy.
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History prof: Can anyone remember an important medieval battle?
Me:
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The chasuble Martin Luther wore when he celebrated Mass at the Merseburg Cathedral
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I'm a Lutheran.
That means I am on both of Santa's lists. Simultaneously.
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Trinity Church (Lutheran) in Speyer, Germany.
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On this day, in 1777, George Washington's army marches into Valley Forge.
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@AOC
What's your address again, and where are you dining next? Is this the society you want?
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@KamalaHarris
Do you ever Tweet about improving California? You know, the State you represent? Thanks in advance.
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Adult baptism this a.m. (Long story. Don't usually have baptisms outside Sunday worship.)
New life in Christ!
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@robreiner
Dear Rob Reiner: This Holiday Season, as a gift to Americans and Twitter, could you please focus on something else. Thank you.
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@RBReich
"Forced birth." Do you ever try to argue honestly and with respect for people who differ from you?
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@RBReich
What did you post when Republicans were shot at a baseball game or when a Supreme Court Justice was an assassination target?
Did you condemn the hateful rhetoric of the Left?
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I'm okay with being called a Protestant if you're okay with seeing this as what Protestants do on a weekly basis
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What fictional character, if any, would you want to have running your country?
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"In one hundred years we have gone from teaching Latin and Greek in high school to teaching remedial English in college."
Joseph Sobron
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“Without God, what am I but a guide to my own destruction?” + St Augustine
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Me. Walking alongside my Savior, proving my worth by how well I follow him...
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"Spotted in the North End of Boston: A legion of redcoats outside Bova's Bakery.
Are they reenactors…or are the British coming for our strategic cannoli reserves?"
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Crosley Field, Cincinnati, OH, July 30, 1967 - Reds left fielder Pete Rose is standing in the shadow of one of the most majestic scoreboards the majors have ever seen with a 7-foot Longines clock perched on top.
Built in '57, standing 58 'tall, it took five people to man it.
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I was stopped by a cop today for a traffic violation He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, “Yes. Synchronicity, from 1983.”
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@KamalaHarris
Every life is sacred, but even Mr. Holder saw no criminal action in the death of Mike Brown. The whole story was a myth.
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Free marriage tip:
Don't ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.
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@RBReich
How much money to you give back to your Cal students who have overpaid to attend your class?
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@Logically_JC
Look at public school teacher's unions during the pandemic. That's one reason.
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Happy anniversary to me. So blessed that Katy married me.
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Ordination today of new pastors for the Lutheran Church of South Sudan. God bless them.
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My wife teaches statistics at a state university. She has had to "dumb down" the course several times and has to show some students how to do basic algebra.
How are high schools graduating these folks and why are they in college?
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What is the most quotable movie you've ever seen?
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In my day we had to roll the car windows up and down with our bare hands. Life was hard.
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