I spend way to much of my life these days “waiting for the host to let you in”

Shot gun tip off to kick off my 28th year #birthday #trueamerican #jfk #fdr @ZooeyDeschanel @LamorneMorris @HannahSimone @wayansjr @iamgreenfield #freakingnick

PSA: it’s $100 not 100$

Today was a first... my mom asked me if I wanted to keep a stuffed animal from my childhood for my kids one day 😳 Whose going to break her little heart?

Weird.. there seems to be a lot more pick ups in DC today than usual.

Threat Level Midnight. What a classic.

The memes about Nevada are the best thing I’ve seen in a longggg time

I voted but didn’t get a sticker #pissed

Do you guys know how good it feels to NOT fill out FASFA lol like this is the first time in 7 years that I won’t have to file for FASFA or Sallie Mae or Navient. IM DONE

It’s sad that I dont even care who wins the veto any more cause no one uses it unless they’re on the block and take themselves off 🙄@CBSBigBrother

Bring back @JanellePierzina

As a Rangers fan living in DC... idk how to feel about Hank signing with the Caps.

Someone be my teammate so I can be on The Amazing Race

Please check on your friends who are New York Rangers fans... we are not okay

I’m excited for the future... but losing @HLundqvist30 hurts worse than losing two captains to TB did.

Ryan McDonagh is a #StanleyCup Champion

Raise your hand if you think 2020 needs a new @jonbellion album 🙋🏼‍♀️

“But my heart says, ‘Just forget about your pride, you idiot. You love this girl.’”

Who are you and what have you done with the @Mets

Watching old Rangers vs islanders from 2016... the good old days with @zuccarello36