Loner 4 Life 🔥🔥🔥

Kim K and her storage units feel so dystopian

My dirty hair ages like a homemade hot sauce; the more ingredients I add over time, the more flavorful my hair becomes

Currently manifesting a @TPAIN & @DollyParton rock n roll single. This duet would be healing. 💫

Nothing reminds me more of the fragility of life than having sunburnt lips

The other day an actor told me they had never been asked what they thought, or how they felt in a fitting..💔

I can’t wait for the Blue Ivy Carter holiday album. #extrapolations #appletv

“My beautiful wife is a lesbian”- Clayboy, outside of jumbos

The rare species gutted and taken for its horns :(

In the event of a fire, do you grab your old diary and or journals?

IYKYK @LorettaLynn

Of all the beautiful gifts the television show Severance has taught, given, and enlightened me, I must say my favorite is the line used now in my daily life “my babe.” It’s really catching on too. Thank you❤️

the sound i’m in tears

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

You think I’m fat now? Just weight until the sheer velocity of the circumference of my ass crushes you through the phone bitch

Pray for the Texas Power Grid

Not this endocrinologist recommending a liquid diet ????!!!

Things my sister texts me: Be confident even if it HURTSSSSSS You are THE COOL GIRL If you have doubt, look at it, acknowledge it, and thank it for the help, but you’ve got it covered. Reroute the doubt. #RerouteTheDoubt @MollyBurke #affirmations

“I need a cigarette so I can be bad in more places”- @danawillcutyou

I want to take a moment and say how disappointed I am that things are “back to normal”