Brad Ford
@MechaSavant
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tactician, musician, adventurer, collector
a secret underground lab
Joined August 2013
I have never figured out how to ask a female over to my place without sounding like a creep. .
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Does 'I have some real life shit going on right now' actually mean 'I normally only have fake shit going on'? #SlangFail.
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You act like it would kill you to look up from your phone and watch where you're going. Nothing could be further from the truth.
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"If you're a TV commercial, you can't go trying to make up a hashtag. That's like, outside your jurisdiction, or something.".
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"If I were to find a woman worth my time, then I would simultaneously find a woman whose time I'm not worthy of.".
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people on twitter are a fickle bunch. I guess I don't post fast enough for their tastes. sucks to be them.
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#MarvelsAgentsOfShield was awesome again this week. A perfect set up for Friday! #AgeOfUltron #MarvelsDoingItRight.
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