Sam
@meatpet
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born to "haiiii :> nyah :3", forced to romanticise my melancholy solitude.
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not to be that friend that's 'too woke', but alfred hitchcock was a sick fuck. he made an entire movie as an excuse to tell people he was "shooting rope".
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RT @paynushurts: Moving in to a new apartment and hanging up the Skyrim map that came with the game on the wall before any furniture.
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the only thing i ever see unreal engine 5 praised for is making the same 3 lidar scanned rock assets look good.
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who's ready to watch Ice Cube Reacts.
First trailer for a new ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’ movie set entirely on a computer screen starring Ice Cube. Releasing July 30 on Prime Video.
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only thing brad pitt likes to do on planes is dowse his kids in alcohol and choke them.
Brad Pitt was asked if he would make another movie with Tom Cruise: . "Well, I'm not gonna hang my ass off airplanes and shit like that . so when he does something again that's on the ground" . (via @enews)
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just saw someone do this joke but it was posted before mine it's so over.
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when i'm about to get hit by a car but i don't want to give the girl across the street the ick
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when i hear people talking about something i enjoy (they will never understand it like i do)
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NONONONO DONT LET IT BE TRUE NONONO PLEASE
OwO "Unabombew" Ted Kaczynski, who evaded captuwe fow 20 yeaws aftew a mass bombing campaign, found dead in US pwison ceww, officiaws say ;-;.
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