Why the fuck does @PhiladelphiaGov have reserved spots for motorcycles? And why is the signage written in 6 point font above the 8 other signs? Fuck you forever and always @PhilaParking

It feels like we are speed running the collapse of America

Baseball is coming ... Pitchers and catchers start reporting this week! #SpringTraining

Two years in a row Nike has the best ad

The end of that Devon Witherspoon interview was pure gold

So that’s now two “daughter takes over the farm” commercials lol

Spent a week mastering DtMF for him to only play it for 10 seconds

Best Half Time show ever

They really out here trying to blame the wind for how boring this game is lol

Destined to be the most boring Super Bowl ever

Did Collinsworth just say this drive is gonna determine the game?

Nerds Gummy Clusters are actually the best candy of all time

“Watch the trailer now” isn’t that what you are supposed to show me???

Fuck all these AI ads

Good to see Joe Montana get dressed for the occasion

lol they really went with Crazy Train again???

Bon Jovi is such a fucking poser lol

Absolutely wild Stefon Diggs is playing today

TEAM FLUFF NEVER IN DOUBT

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