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For Aaron Rodgers’s deceitful behavior regarding his COVID vaccination status, the NFL Commissioner announced that he has suspended Ezekiel Elliott for 6 games
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Jeff Garcia coming on *social media* to ask "who the hell is Mina Kimes?" is one of the most hilarious self owns on this site. Today, a generation of young football fans are finding out there was a QB named Jeff Garcia who played for the 49ers and is a real asshole.
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when insecure dudes can’t attack the points they attack the person. mina is brilliant and we’re lucky to have her. y’all be nice and not sad and angry like jeffrey here
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Micah Parsons: “Hi, Id like to apply for MVP?” NFL: “Excellent, and do you have a resume or anything to show your qualifications?” Micah:
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Just checking to see if Tyron is still good and...
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Reminder: Dak Prescott is under contract with the Dallas Cowboys
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BTW just rewatched, Ump never touched the ball before the snap and down so whatever
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Kyle Pitts is what “Randy Moss’s son playing TE” should actually look like...
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I’ve been rooting for the Browns for like 30 minutes and I’m already sick of it
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BTW dont discount the fact that the Cowboys signed Dalton to a one year deal, the year that they have the entire AFC North on their schedule, that's gonna be invaluable vs 4 unfamiliar opponents
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For tweeting this video out Roger Goodell announced that the NFL is suspending Zeke Elliott for 6 games…
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Hey, @NFL - Y’all SURE #Cowboys @trystenhill9 is the fight instigator here?
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Good to see Micah working on getting off double teams…………………………..
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Absolute Cowboys comedy legend Joe Looney pulling his last and greatest prank
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#Giants center Joe Looney, who signed with the team on Saturday, is retiring from the NFL, per @JordanRaanan . Second player to sign with the #Giants and then retire a few days later. LB Todd Davis retired on Tuesday after also signing on Saturday.
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Mike McCarthy needs some credit for how this team played last night. It’s past due time to send kudos his way for all this.
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Love to trade my young rising star QB for a washed QB looking to be carried to one more title...
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. @DallasCowboys Trading Dak Prescott and Signing #Patriots QB Tom Brady Being Discussed by 'Significant People,' says Michael Irvin via @SInow
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Sade 👋 #FlyEaglesFly 🦅
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Their kicker was the player of the week. Tells you all you need to know 😌
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Taco was a non productive, non athletic DE. Tyler Smith has crazy upside, with a fixable issue.
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Look how early Coop is celebrating this one….
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I just caught this. Look at Al Harris breaking early on the ball and celebration as Bland makes his move towards the INT. Coach saw it all the way.
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Ill just say, the amount of Connor Williams slander that is happening just because the Cowboys are making LC sweat a bit is disappointing...
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As a fan of both Dak and the Dallas Cowboys Football team, im thrilled tbh
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holy shit 88 was scoring a TD if the ball gets to him
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Cowboys went on a 13-0 run to end the game after this… you got on🎅’s 📝…
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Devonta Smith put on a ski mask, kicked open the door, and pretended to steal out of the Salvation Army bucket after scoring his second TD of the game.
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When you see 88 tucking his chain in, youre about to be burnt…
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Remember when everyone wasnt sure about Dak?
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Oh hai 77 i missed you so much
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Weird how Zeke's facemask moved like that on its own...
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RELEASE THE SOUNDS @dallascowboys
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BREAKING: In light of this report, Roger Goodell has suspended Ezekiel Elliott 6 games for violating Personal Conduct Policy
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Sources: Body found at home of Giants' Janoris Jenkins. Police are treating it as a homicide investigation, per @diannaESPN
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RETIRE BITCH!
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I mean… just one call for Micah
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@michaelharriot he hurt his elbow, and is crying he cant do the Nazi salute anymore...
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@swish41 @HelmanDC I mean no offense Dirk, but how did you manage to find a sweater that was too long on you?
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CeeDee Was Right...
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(Posting through tears of joy)
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The Cowboys offense has been very bland. No playaction, no motion. Zero scheme.
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It, in fact, was not close.
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Cowboys get another blowout win, 33-10, but it was a close game until late
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Why...wouldnt the Cowboys take an MRI on Dak before having him throw full time?
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I weep for how little we as a fan base deserve Tony Romo…. What a fantastic man.
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So Connor Williams is a good blocker? Huh… who knew
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I dont want to hear about how long John Lynch had to wait for his HOF call while Darren Woodson is out there without a gold jacket…
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Holy shit if i hear another story about how the Steelers had to play 3 games in 12 games like the Cowboys and Detroit dont do that every single season
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Zeke and Pollard should each get 12-19 touches per game on a sliding scale based on opponent and health. im kinda uninterested in the convo outside of this.
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Kellen Moore could have gone anywhere, but he likely would go 10 to 12 yards out and then back towards the Quarterback…
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“[Kellen Moore] could have gone anywhere in the NFL,” Staley said. “And when I say anywhere — anywhere.” …except with the big brains in Dallas
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Micah Parsons calls out the media for criticizing Dak and Cowboys 🗣️ (via The Edge with Micah Parsons)
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The center literally rocked the same way 63 did…
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*The Lions hearing 70 announced as eligible while in the huddle, lining up in an illegal formation based on that announcement, then thinking they fooled everyone throwing the ball to a player not announced as eligible.
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The ref hearing Dan Skipper not say anything to him and line up as ineligible, but still calling him eligible
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berry happy
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Eric Berry on the Dallas Cowboys would make you feel _______
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BTW Malik Turner is our WR6
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Non contact injury while changing direction on how to handle Antonio Brown
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Bucs head coach Bruce Arians ruptured his Achilles’ tendon, been trying to keep it under wraps but aggravated it last week. Right now it’s a partial rupture but giving him problems and if it fully ruptures he will need immediate surgery. @NFLonFOX
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David Irving is ummm....
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my cousin’s friend took the vaccine and two weeks later BOOM! Cowboys are starting Terrence Steele at RT. do your research.
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Tapper video
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The guy who “isnt a LBer “ made this tackle
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He has *241* snaps in coverage according to PFF, by far the most, & has the 7th best coverage grade amongst CBs in the NFL! None of those other 6 have played even 200 snaps! Wow what great consistency! Oh im talking about Anthony Brown if it wasn’t obvious….
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You thought this D was good before? Imagine if a finally-healthy Hooker started living up to his potential...
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#Cowboys FS Malik Hooker was the team's highest-graded player in Week 15, according to @PFF He allowed just four yards in coverage, had four stops and recorded an interception.
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Theyd get a punch in the damn mouth from me
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What would the #Cowboys get if they traded Zack Martin? @1053SS , @rjchoppy and @BobbyBeltTX discussed that hypothetical on Wednesday's show LISTEN:
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I love the Dallas Cowboys, much to my great detriment… there arent too many things that could happen that would make me uninterested in following the team… having someone like ARod as my QB would do it, idc how successful we would be
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The entire Watson not being on the commish list is even more infuriating as someone who sat through the Zeke situation
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ELITE font joke @dallascowboys
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Zeke, when asked about the run game, doesnt talk about Pollard as a backup. He brings Tony up, unprompted, when asked about the run game. He is part of a tandem, and has no ego about it.
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For most teams, this trade wouldn't move the needle much, but for this team, having someone like Hankins increases the chances of putting teams into longer distances to convert 3rd downs... which means more pass rush opportunities, which for Dallas... is incredible...
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(Looks at Dak’s numbers vs the blitz) “Oh no Giants, please dont hire the DC that likes to blitz a lot!!!”
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The most WFT thing ever… you beat Tampa, and still all you can talk about… is Dallas
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Cowboys fans are so mad that we beat Tampa and they couldn’t 💀💀
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I (truly) love these (very good) videos!!!
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🗣We're gonna show them who runs this❗- @TankLawrence #SoundsFromTheSideline | #DALvsNYG
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Man, shout out to Armstrong who lived up to his name here against Johnson…
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There is no better face in sports than Dak’s “I dont accept the premise of your question” face…
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Yet somehow they LITERALLY won all three games on a three game road stretch for the first time since 1969 with Dak Prescott as our QB, and are 10-4 with the best conference record in the NFC. If this is how you “Get Up” youre better just sleeping in…
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. @Realrclark25 let loose on the Cowboys 😳 "You can't win playing offense the way that they are! ... Dak Prescott was an MVP candidate [in the beginning of the season] ... We aren't seeing that anymore!"
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Fitting our season ends with a ref sacking our QB
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Honestly the real answer is…
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@McCoolBCB 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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This is a great playlist of his longest runs, but honestly some of his best runs were like 4 yards where someone else would have gotten a TFL...
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Prime Zeke was so fun to watch 🍿 End of an era in Dallas
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Do not take your foot off their throat, go ahead and press down…
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@WhatGoingDowney This, after Mike ran into the Rams lockerroom pregame?
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Good teams have stinkers, great teams win anyways…
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Anonymous surgeon on Mike McCarthy: “He walked in our surgery room & walked right by me. & I’m like, what the hell is he coming in our surgery room for? And he walked by me & he tapped the doctor on the leg, and said, ‘Lace ’em up, it’s gonna be a long f–-king surgery.”
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@KristerJohnson idk man, ive seen her quoted saying some CRAZY shit
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LOL
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Taco, not TJ
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Write a sad football story in 3 words
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omg plz tell me this is Eli's son, and this is the headline they chose anyways....
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Peyton Manning's Nephew Crowned Top QB In 2023 Class, The Next Great One?!
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@Marcus_Mosher "....he's not racist" is not something that is great to hear in a scouting report....
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CeeDee needed that, not just for this game, but for his season
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Guarantee Maher can Govern better
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I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.
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Man Cowboys fans DEFINITELY shouldnt be searching their timeline for Eagles fans making fun of the Cowboys for losing to the Cardinals…
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Reminder: Cowboys absolutely destroyed the draft
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Aaron Rodgers is the boogieman. But this time, the Cowboys have their own boogieman...
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Jaylon is an ok player, paid like a great player, treated like a horrible player
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Seriously, get 94 out of here, he is RUINING practice
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Oof
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I am rooting for the Dallas Cowboys today
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Micah learning to cover is Happy Gilmore learning to putt
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I was told that the Eagles were playing chess while we were playing checkers, but apparently they should switch to Monopoly, cause they're gonna need a Get Out Of Jail Free card pretty soon
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Hearing a couple national folks talk about the Cowboys offense, and it feels like ppl dont quite get it. This Cowboys offense may look completely different week to week, and it aint because they are "finding their identity"...
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Cooks is a great fit. Money-wise, scheme-wise, role-wise… Adds speed more than DHop or OBJ would, can move around opposite of CeeDee, and will help spread defenses vertically and horizontally with Go routes, and speed outs… and for almost nothing! Great trade!
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