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Fall 1965 Pledge of The Year. Luke Doty Advocate. Governor. Beer👍. Gamecock

Joined January 2024
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9 months
Thanks professor, I’ll take it from here.
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11 months
No study beers but liquor is chill at the VT libraryđŸ”„
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5 months
Heisman House has relocated to Roku City
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4 months
Why is Los Angeles complaining about this? This is awesome
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4 months
Found a gold scar at the local par 3
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4 months
Dawg I’m not waiting 83 seconds for the light to change
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7 months
“Yeah bro you can just toss that stuff in the backseat”
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3 months
Had a dream last night that someone was doing it like Sig Nu. Shit was insane.
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9 months
Oliver is gonna do just fine as a pledge
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21 days
“Weed is better for you than alcohol” Yeah sure whatever you say pal this is awesome
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6 months
Screw your steak and eggs on a wooden cutting board #Thursday
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4 months
$17 for a case and a pizza. Hot n ready. Let’s have a night
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11 months
@bamafratdouche Chad I don’t go there just thought it was worth sharing.
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5 months
The good thing about Christmas break is I can try the gay little gym machines that I would never do at school
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Henry McCockster
3 months
What do I have to buy to do it like Sig Nu?
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7 months
Just helped the beer guy unload beer. Philanthropy is my passion
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4 months
@walkemdownskip Run-on sentence legend.
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1 month
Man wtf
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7 months
I’ve seen way too many pledges throwing up on pledges on the TL in the past day. Show me more “Never kill yourself” tweets.
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11 months
Lily Lang’s bf checking his burner after getting off work
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1 month
4th quarter mentioned
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@ClemsonDill
Dill🐅
1 month
@bradsales312 This looks mighty similar to your stadium in the 4th quarter of games.
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3 months
The last thing you see before getting slimed out in Columbia, SC
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6 months
About to hit hour 4 of chapter elections I’m losing it
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5 months
Old heads are yelling about Bitcoin in the sauna
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2 months
NO WAY
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2 months
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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21 days
@HoChiLin1 Bro paid $12 for a plain cheeseburger.
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4 months
Hell yeah “Beer Deleter” kill that jello bro
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5 months
Alright this is getting out of hand
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5 months
Parents used 5 gallon buckets instead of stockings this year
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9 months
LaNorris bro what are you doing?? We need you!!
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11 days
Clemson fans tucked their tail and didn’t say anything to me
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11 months
Typical @OldRowOfficial
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6 months
This is my 9/11
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22 days
Cade Klubnik mentioned
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Clemson Superfan (Mr. Summertime)
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One thing that ALL college football fans can agree on. The best Quarterback in the country resides in Clemson, South Carolina.
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4 months
@Smathersmarshy This is some normal ass shit bruh.
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17 days
UFC on the TVs, WWE live at the bar.
@EWatson_3
Earl “2 Pump Chump” Watson
17 days
#selfdox that’s me in the light orange.
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8 months
When coach (the school) says the 5am practice (class) is optional, it means it’s not optional.
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6 months
Mom discovered AI
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7 months
Nice try fed!!
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10 months
@quan_dingle69 Quan, you’re absolutely correct. It’s a little known exemption to the DUI law.
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9 months
2 real ones just locked in
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2 months
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
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8 months
Fooda welcome home party. What a turnout
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5 months
@ghudson2002 Bring an empty and fill it up at a fountain bro.
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2 months
@OldRowGamecocks Hahha SHRINK THE GAMEđŸ€Ł Delete your account loser.
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9 months
What the fuck is this
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8 months
Bro still decided to wear his costume
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Darius Clucker
8 months
Date function cancelled and I spent $28 on a damn costume. The Tri Delta sorority will be hearing from my attorney.
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5 months
Deport this carpetbagger!
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8 months
@GhostofColReb02 Id recommend Vista Union and Jays in terms of bars. Chipotle on Gervais is also solid.
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2 months
Oh boy
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3 months
IN THE FLESH. Deleting beers
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4 months
Hell yeah “Beer Deleter” kill that jello bro
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5 months
If work from home is like online classes I would get fired so quickly.
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10 months
Gayest shit ever
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3 months
Getting locked in before my lift
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2 months
@OldRowGamecocks @Schian0_man Hello Mr. Oldrow. There is feature on this app where you can just repost others tweets like this one. Hope this helps👍.
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9 months
“Sir, galaxy gas has hit Hip-Hop Wednesday on Greene St”
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6 months
@bossman2275 Goes on the spoon then I eat it💯.
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6 months
These classes are getting ridiculous bro
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11 months
@HutchAtticus Normalize game worn tissues and lotion on the bed #respect.
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4 months
Bro is not the Ole Miss cop😭
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9 months
@VortexBack2024 I study best on weekends, Vortex Bottle.
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4 months
Thank god it’s finally Spring
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7 months
It’s a devastating feeling pulling up this app at the bar
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3 months
The previous play is under further review
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5 months
Corner 3 Stute
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4 months
Obligatory Sunday post
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@CHTigerFan63 @ghudson2002 I’m not the one bitching about buying water in the airport😭.
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7 months
Dreadful ride back to Columbia
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2 months
Oh god I found the Blue Pow mother load
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7 months
How did people do smartbooks before Quizzard and Chatgpt? No way they actually read the textđŸ€Ł
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8 months
Hangover from Myrtle Beach got me watching Nerf bullet reviews #Learning
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3 months
New cup, playing the classics. Let’s have a day.
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11 months
I thought we were in AMERICA!!
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4 months
@AdolfSwinney I would say “have a night” but you are well on your way to it.
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6 months
On the table.
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8 months
I folded
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7 months
This is so badass
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????
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4 months
Guys are using this picture for just about anything at this point.
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“Idk how to cook” in your 20’s is insane. You’re just lazy and can’t follow directions.
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3 months
Hit the magic number. Time to hit the road
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7 months
Protect the rock.
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3 months
@substancegod They are like a hybrid between college student and the blue collar guys.
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10 months
Just told my doctor that I used zyns “socially” but what I meant was “constantly all day long”.
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6 months
The girls at the birthday party were not entertained
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6 months
@Barstool_Cocks You staying home to watch Rutgers.
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5 months
Good find on r/povertyfinance
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@kenthecowboy_
Kenny. Jones.
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Stumbled upon r/frugal. I thought it would be cool tips and tricks for saving money, but it's actually just a forum for mental illness.
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@lukabronsburner Don’t say the j word bro.
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4 months
“Please bro just one bump”
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6 months
The essentials were $34. January 20th can’t come sooner.
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8 months
Professor just doxxed me wtf
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7 months
Harpoot and HarrisđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ«”đŸ˜­You must be insufferable
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2 months
@jmccrae35 No Connor Shaw? Fake fan.
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6 months
Yeah that’s tough
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2 months
2 guys wearing Jordans at sorority formal. What happened to our country? #shrink
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7 months
I already struggle shitting on the road and then this fucking door doesn’t have a lock👎
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