Mayor Kenney's Id
@MayorKenney
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Don't make me call you a creep, fat ass. *Satire or something like it* Parody account. 'trolly and shitty' -Philebrity
Joined January 2015
Apparently she can not read the 2019 general election results.
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You know there is a Constitutional Amendment before that 2nd one, right?
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THIS is what not learning the concept of logic spawns.
THIS is what Sanctuary cities spawn. @MayorKenney
https://t.co/mINUVuILeE
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It's not as catchy as Baby Shark.
Children in Philadelphia Muslim Society: "We will chop off their heads, and we will liberate the sorrowful and exalted Al-Aqsa Mosque. We will lead the army of Allah fulfilling His promise, and we will subject them to eternal torture." https://t.co/Ke1z9q8XkR
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This stellar speller brought to you by the Philadelphia School District...
@MayorKenney You should alow Philadelphian to be able to use tassers to protect themselfs from preditors! Help the city get a rep for a safe city! And around the the clock police check spots for guns on corner people and cars! And take cars with no licences!
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Bring it, #MarALardass!
Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only....
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If I find which of you losers reported me to twitter, I will report you to ICE, have all the electrical wiring ripped out of your house and triple the soda tax on you personally.
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I'm not the only campaign announcement panderbear in town, @MrErnestOwens.
Thank you to everyone who showed up yesterday to help kick-off my 2019 #PHLCityCouncil re-election campaign. Together we will build a stronger Philadelphia!
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I told Doc we should use burners. No, he says, just erase your texts that's what me and Bobby do. It's like they never happened. Works great.
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Pssst. Predictions might not be your thing.
Today will be the day Bryce Harper announces his decision!! .. just saying
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#MarALardass and his bulbous buddy #LardenState
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Yes, 50 years of a super successful War on Drugs targeting the supply side have proven that you are absolutely right. Oh wait...
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Is it time to re-enter the #BendoverforBezos sweepstakes?
Breaking News: Amazon said it was canceling plans to build a corporate campus in New York City
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All-black cast?? Didn't they notice the main character is a white guy? It's like a Dave Matthews Band video.
#TuesdayThoughts @JimFKenney's reelection campaign rollout gives new meaning to #blackface. @MrErnestOwens on @PhillyMayor pandering (again). #Election2019 #Accountability #SodaTax #PhillyBevTax #StopAndFrisk #TeamKenney #JohnnyDoc #BobbyHenon #PayToPlay
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Pointer #2: When Doc and Henon enthusiastically suggest brilliant ideas for new revenue enhancements and offer to line up the votes, it might be safe to assume their motives and methods are less than pure.
@mayorkenney meets his replacement as Sannai Reavis Legett gets a few pointers in her new role as Mayor of Philadelphia for the day! All PAL kids in attendance are paired with City officials at PAL Day at City Hall presented by @Toyota
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Pointer #1: if you rely heavily on one political funder, try to pick someone who won't get indicted. The ones I pick all seem to.
@mayorkenney meets his replacement as Sannai Reavis Legett gets a few pointers in her new role as Mayor of Philadelphia for the day! All PAL kids in attendance are paired with City officials at PAL Day at City Hall presented by @Toyota
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If Jeff Brown and the Teamsters set up a Super PAC, I'll repeal the Soda Tax and pass a tax on electrical wiring, junction boxes, switches and outlets. Those things are very dangerous.
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Seriously, youse guys, who the f**k is going to pay for my reelection now? If you have a Super PAC with a few mil in it, I'm down for some non-coordination, if you know what I mean.
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