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That’s on osprey! They carry their prey vertically, unlike the Eagle who carries it horizontally! So rad
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As a person who teaches about the ocean, eye witnessing something you teach about ACTUALLY happen in the wild is so rad Suck a butt dude
Grown ass scientists with phds lose their shit over a nautilus
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The Kansas City Airport bathrooms are RAD. You literally get your own personal stall. Pooping in public has never been more relaxing. Kick rocks woman
Welcome to Kansas City where they have ALL GENDER bathrooms…I hate this.
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As they should. Go off skinny queen 👑
Female octopuses throw objects at males who harass them, a new study has found! Read: https://t.co/oyjROCRK9n By @kun5k (📸: NOAA)
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Love shopping at Ragstock but I always get asked at least twice while I’m there “Do you work here? Can you help me find something” because I genuinely look and dress like I work there
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Had a conversation recently about why I grow my hair out (I do it to donate to locks of love) A young girl next to me gave me a big smile and said “that’s where I got 3 of my wigs from, thank you so much for donating” That stuff really hits the heart ❤️
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Apparently I’ve changed so much over the last 4 years that my iPhone thinks senior in high school me and senior in college me are 2 completely different people
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"The bottom line is that we REFUSE to risk even ONE Juggalo life by hosting a Gathering during these troubling times." Due to the spread of COVID-19, the annual Gathering of the Juggalos will be postponed until 2021 https://t.co/1nTwqjHmn6
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If we need to blame this pandemic on someone, my vote is to blame either rednecks or eboys
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Children born 9 months from now should be referred to as “children of the quarn”
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Honestly I’m at the point where I’m watching Fergie concerts on YouTube
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Sitting in a coffee shop doing school work and the table next to me is a group of older ladies. Next thing I know I hear one of them say “geez my thong is so far up my ass. Someone is going to need to fish this thing out” Me:
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Tonight at dinner the people behind me were talking crap about Nirvana and the teen angst in me was not having it
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Frank Gore is a true OG. Bills vet made sure Adrian Peterson took time to talk with rookie RB Devin Singletary 💯 (via @thadbrown7) https://t.co/jeXuE2Z3mH
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*Antonio Brown gets destroyed by Vontaze Burfict* Big Ben: Yo you good?? Antonio Brown:
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Shopping at TJ Maxx and a small child walking past me stops and says “Mom look, it’s God”. He probably meant Jesus because of my hair but still fricken rad
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