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Minor/No age in bio = block 🔞| Bisexual | probably in latex. |🇺🇸 | ✝️ | 20 | DMs open | NO pedos, zoos, or abdl welcome here. | all content made in CVR. |

In a cave, somewhere.
Joined July 2018
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You see him staring at you across the bar, watching you intently. Mixed about the other party-goers, the waggan seems to stand out. His attire suggests service, but his gaze makes you feel as though he could destroy you with a kiss. You might as well go see what he wants~
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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@Pyrocynical Can’t believe dream is a lesbian
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@Its_Jawsh I love how I cant tell if this is a bit or not
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@godbirdart Dude, the large $1 fountains drink at Thorntons gas stations are this big.
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@Its_Jawsh Imagine thinking Jawsh is attractive enough to draw smut of
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1 year
oh, hey there cute stuff, I was just relaxing on the couch... care to join me?~
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
My fellow Minecraft parodys, this is our role in the Area 51 raid. RT for parody awareness.
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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When meeting someone in a bar, first impressions are everything.~ (feat. @No_VanityVRC )
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Late nights in the hotel pool are always fun when you're both willing to get frisky~ (feat. @Kweazee )
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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@jawshwasntfound Only correct things is harambe, we all know that Jawsh is a 45 year old dropout with no friends
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Yo it be my birthday today
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@JermSansContext Local streamer goes BALLISTIC at staff
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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10 months
Been a while, folks. Wanna come stargazing?~ (Image and new 2.0 J.W. Male Canine Texture taken/made by @AtlasRubberPup ) ((He’s really cool you guys should go follow him.))
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Hello there~
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
My mans out here STRAIGHT vibing
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@jawshwasntfound First good jawsh take ever
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@Its_Jawsh Make fweaking tnt and then hit it wit fweaking fwint and steew
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God I need my dick sucked. Any volunteers?
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Rise and shine sailors, it be Monday
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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(To the tune of the OG Spider-Man theme) Dr. Phil, dr Phil, Tells me that I need a pill Spoiled kids, dirty whores, To dr Phil, they’re a bore Look out! Here comes dr philllllll
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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@CoreyLaddo This but a snark
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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The tile isn't gonna be the only thing that's wet by the time I'm finished, cute stuff~
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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BRO!!!! EPIC!!!! 🥴😭😭😭🤪😭🤪😭🤪🤪🤪🤪😭🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🈲😂😂😂😂😂
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
FACT: if you find Lolis attractive you’re a pedophile
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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@barkingrosewood Okay but what if im just not a big fan of facial hair and its not a homophobic thing ;~;
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
Also fuck Zoophiles
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2 years
@Whygena_Draws Lol Ryan Reynolds really did just make his company mascot a cute green fox and never acknowledged it huh
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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1 year
Sharing a bathroom can be a dangerous game when you're both horny.~ (Feat. @Kweazee )
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1 year
Yknow, they say you focus on things you want~
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
Guys. TNT has more views than Dynamite. @CaptainSparklez
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The Saturn V is done (Xbox controller for reference.)
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Oh my god President Trump and Kim Jong-Un are gonna kill the ender dragon! @EnderParody watch out!
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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I made a Creeper Aw Man phone wall paper for whoever wants it
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Throwing yourself at my paws, are you?... well, while you're down there, why don't you worship 'em~
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
To emphasize the size of this lad
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2 years
@IsDiscordDown Like… was just banned, or always has been?
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@Zryderace I see that Ifunny watermark
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@barkingrosewood Im not dating anyone with facial hair i just mean like, i just dont like it is all; never would ask my partner to change themselves for me
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
Would anyone (parodies only) who has Xbox Bedrock Minecraft like to help me build a town with a giant Captain Sparklez shrine in the middle? Reply and I’ll add you to the list.
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This dude’s micropenis must be inverted, holy shit
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Hummer H1
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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@croft_neville Listen pardner Journalists are as essential to the country as a tail is to a gecko.
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@_Dacad Shoutout dacad being the only furry porn artist who consecutively has no drama and puts out nothing but bangers
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@Its_Jawsh Thats a negative contribution if anything
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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5 years
Yo look at this big ass fry I got with my food
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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I don’t like politics.
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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@Whygena_Draws God please
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oof I fell
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Do any other furs out there hate how the furry fandom (art or otherwise) pushes unrealistically large proportions for genitals? Like- I’d love to see more furry porn artists who draw 5-8in real looking cocks rather than 24inch, half a foot wide logs of bologna, thanks.
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@TheBabylonBee If only…
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@Whygena_Draws Reggies tribal ancestor moment?
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Is it really worth it?
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Because of their new shitty pay to win subscription service, I say we #BoycottBethesda
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Chillin in the ghetto Guns in spagheto Staying close to the strap Pasta Gun Rap Sitting at a table Emotions unstable Boutta slay some fuckers with my Spaghetti Pistol Eating spaghetti Tastes like lead If you steal my pasta you gonna end up dead (This was fucking stupid)
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Challenge: Create a rap verse using this picture.
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Evening everyone. I’m putting a sub of mine into chastity, and I thought that I’d leave it to Twitter to decide his fate. 1 RT = 1 Day in Chastity You have 24 hours, go. Keep him locked for me, would ya? <3
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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This is the most delusional mfer on this planet; if this is your body-type hmu IMMEDIATELY
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bro this is FAT not “thicc”😭😭
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Horny as fuck. Any cute guys wanna bend over and lend me their holes?~
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Spa days are good for the soul... and the soles.~
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@ArtistNcs No way… every world leader should watch this; world views change.
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Dudes with a pee fetish really be gettin hard every time they piss huh
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@JackalJumpy Me every time I see your sona
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I can’t fucking BELIEVE that Sans got in smash. I’m shaking with rage. They got Sans in but NOOOOO they can’t add Steve.
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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Do you remember?
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Fren
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Some People 😂
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@FishPrison @JermSansContext Twitchy being a jerma fan is like finding out your dad does crack
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@Its_Jawsh Josh, it’s 2 am bro, we talked about this
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@MaxsimTheBirb
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It really fucking disturbs me that there is a 99.9 percent chance that atleast one person in the world has masturbated to two girls one cup
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5 years
Stole this idea from @LanternFromMC but hey, why not.
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@DannoAD Danno, if I may, a counterpoint: Getting mounted, and they lean down over your back, and breathe huff in your ear while they pound you
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JAMES BOND IS AN UNTAPPED SOURCE OF MEMES YALL
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