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http://t.co/0p4WfGAm34 How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait.
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http://t.co/Lw5F9tq0 Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.
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Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww. http://t.co/UhiBlAsR.
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Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww. http://t.co/OtiS441R.
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Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises. http://t.co/OtiS441R.
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