Trust me on this. Don't waste your energy on tears, sadness anger, revenge on those who hurt you, just go and have a bloody great life. It will annoy the hell out of them X

Firstly, really dislike these generic phrases everyone jumps on. Also its 'hear' as in listen. I think 99.9% would take him. #avfc Yes I'm petty.

I mean great work but you got the claret all wrong, see the away colouring for the accurate claret, we aren't West Ham. If you could redo with the away claret that would be sweet, thr black is sublime #avfc

Has he actually said this? Find it highly unlikely.

Call me a miserable bastard on Xmas day if you want, but reading @Tesco made £4.5b and the King is getting a rise of £46m is fuckin wrong while people struggle to feed themselves. Happy Xmas .

Hope you’ve all had a wonderful day with your friends/loved ones. Spare a thought for those without homes and/or those needing shelters and food banks. If you can spare a little extra and buy a few things to donate to your local food bank. With the copious spending some

To all Villans, have a very Merry Christmas. Just want to say thank you for all the follows, likes, reposts, comments and messages. This is not the easiest of platforms at times but it’s a pleasure interacting and connecting with Villans from all over the world. 🫶🏻💜🩵 PTV #UTV

Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are fully grown adults who believe that Nigel Farage cares about them.

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Yes, a lot of negativity for these two for quite a while. Waste of money etc etc! I think they've come good as 'most' emery signings do year 2 some sooner obviously. UTV #avfc

A very Merry Christmas 🎅🏻🎄to everyone who supports @AVFCOfficial and/or follows my account. May your Christmas Day be blessed with all you desire and may you share it with those that mean the most to you. Up the Xmas Villa 👍🏻 🙏🏻💜🩵 #UTV #AVFC #ChristmasEve

It’s been almost 30 minutes since the kitten was last fed.

That woman is 100% correct.

Merry Christmas from the Whitewashhouse 🎄🎁

A playful beluga teasing its trainer

Happy Christmas Eve you lot x

None of your five Reform UK MPs turned up to the parliamentary vote on workers rights. Not one. Sit down you indolent sod.

"That United fan could've had two haircuts." Aston Villa made it 10 win in a row, and Man United fans were not happy at all. It's yet another United... #FanDenial. 18+ GambleAware

Your enemy isn't traveling by small boat. They're traveling by private jet.

AI is crazy 🤪

WHAT? We are just starting mate and PSR is done come the end of this season. What a weird, yes it's impacted us heavily nut we are having a monumental season with more to come. Head up eh?! #avfc