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            @MattyT156
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              New York. I like to think my takes are good
              
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           Ohtani is fucking dogshit in the playoffs and nobody cares because he pitches once every 3 years. 
          
                
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             zack baun trying to use his PFF grade to stop skattebo on the goal line 
          
                
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             This gives Game 5 vibes and I don’t like it 
          
          
                
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             The lion is very scared he may not move like this ever again 
          
          
                
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             “He tried his best to cancel me, instead he forced millions of people to watch the show. That backfired bigly. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now.” — Jimmy Kimmel on Trump during his first show back. 
          
                
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             Trump when he has to kill Charlie Kirk to stop people talking about Epstein 
          
                
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             Odell only being good because of one catch is the most decorated blatant lie maybe in sports history 
          
                
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             Meanwhile this is how NBCSBA does its transitions 
          
                
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             Saying Jaxson Dart Is Daniel Jones 2.0 is telling on yourself for being an idiot 
          
                
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