i made a new WEB TOY thing !. 🎺 POPUP TROMBONE 🎺. it's a trombone you play by resizing a POPUP window.(but it doesn't really sound like a trombone, sorry). 🎺 play it here: 🎺. ( and unmute to hear my BEAUTIFUL rendition of "mary had a little lamb" ) 👍

🌨️☔️🍃✨. 🫠 brainspin v1. brainstorms are hard. wtf do i sayy ? do i just stare at the wall ? yes to both. UNTIL NOW. 🌨️☔️🍃✨.

🍃. wudddup tweeters. i present to you face controls ! 👁️👃👁️. web link when i'm not lazy. which isn't now

i asked chatgpt to make an svg of a dog and was not disappointed 🐶

👋 heyyyyy "twitter". been a minute. but today i present to you 🫵.✨ a revolution in wysiwyg technology. SNORT 'n' PASTE 👃. okay 🫥 so it may not be as precise as the methods you're used to. 💥 BUT isn't snorting fun ?. snort while it's hot ❄️

annnd the second one is. UNUSUAL CAMERA 👽📸👽. which randomly adjusts and combines filters to get a new look each time ! 🪸. does video & stills 🌀

✨ after ~3 long years of being unavailable. two iphone apps i made in 2017 are back up in the app store ! 🏪 (cuz i paid my apple bill 🥲). and both for free ! ! !. they're both photo/video filter apps. the first one is Time Wiggler 🌊🌀〰️.

if anyone uses this i'd be really interested to hear what you think !. 🌻🙇‍♀️🌿. looking to add some features but not sure which. open to ideas !.

here's thing #2 i thought i'd share ✨.another niche tool no one asked for. a gopher browser called gorph !. if you've never browsed gopherspace consider this your sign 🤠. plenty of good gopher browsers (usually terminal based) but i wanted another 🌻

gonna post some random things i made recently 🍃. here's the 1st:.a tool to keep track of Connections puzzle play streak. thought it'd look cool ez to use ! just click + & paste the "Share Your Results" text. it'll track as long as you don't clear cookies

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i recommend all my clients allocate a portion of their portfolio for blurred money. we've seen consistent market beating returns in this asset class and it can be a great diversifier depending on your investment goals.

🚨. ERROR:.INSUFFICIENT TOKENS. you are seeing this message because you are TOO POOR in tokens. you must hold 55 MRW tokens to view this tweet. ( and it's a really good tweet ).( like reeealllly good ).( lots of rich folk are enjoying this tweet ).( i pinky swear ).( really ). 🚨.

this dude ain’t right

syringe emoji got nerfed 😢

tweet by phone is FINALLY back online. & just as bad at transcribing as ever 😎🙏.

did anyone play CARTOON ORBITS as a kid ??.been thinking about it lately. you'd collect these sticker things.some of them interactive.& display them how you wanted in a showcase page. trading. auctions. it really had it all.& it was free !. this is what nfts WISH they were !

oh man i think i made it worse. haha. okay hopefully after DNS propagates things will be resolved and EVERY KNOWN URL will redirect to

ah that link is funky. fixing it. but in the meantime: sorry 'bout that 😬.