Matt Cassatta
@MatteFinished
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Detroiter turned New Yorker. Creative Director, Copywriter, karaoke in all 50 state-r, filmmaker, picky eater.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2008
If you haven’t left your house you already know what time it is...Episode 3 of Quarantine Theater! 1/ @Marvel @OriginalFunko #fantasticfour #reedrichards #suestorm #cosplay #funkomini #funko #thething #humantorch #silversurfer #invisiblewoman #mrfantastic
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Someone please start drawing The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror ‘Weapons’ parody right now.
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There will be no more ‘Matt’s until this current line of Matts dies out and then our kids (or their kids) will start naming all their boys ‘Matt’ in honor of their Dad/Grandpa and we’ll be right back where we are now.
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This betting on your games at Dave & Buster’s business is setting up a ‘Family Matters’-esque situation where one day my son will get taken in by some pop-a-shot sharks and I have to dramatically come in and win all his money back.
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If only Cillian Murphy started his speech with ‘I too tried to kill Batman…’
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The Pop Tart Mascot is the best thing to happen to the Internet since that submersible exploded.
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In 1 month, 10 best buds will travel from all over the US to crawl into a shark cage @alamodenver to see @MegMovie not for a bachelor or birthday party, but for a little something we call MegFest. C U in The Trench! We’ll be the guys in the matching MegFest T-shirts. @wbpictures
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On a long enough timeline Optimus Prime turns into a gun.
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Could you guys check on your Moms and ask them what Candy Crush level they are on? Because mine is on 4,982.
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My son went with me to check the mail last night and now the @LEGO_Group catalog is his favorite book of all time. We’re gonna need a bigger apartment.
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The debate over canceling ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ is as tired as the ‘Die Hard’ argument, BUT! You guys know that song’s in ELF, right? And that movie is FOREVER.
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People who just sit in your seat on an airplane and THEN ask you to switch when you get there should automatically get kicked off the plane and banned from air travel for life. No exceptions.
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Free Sketch Idea: White Elephant Lotus. Just play the theme song while a group of co-workers all steal the best gift from each other while exchanging loaded looks.
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The Spontaneous Tri-Borough Alamo. All 3 NYC Alamo Drafthouses in one night. @AlamoNYC @alamodrafthouse
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It’s set to the tune of ‘Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown’ but instead of ‘nervous breakdown’ it’s ‘chicken sandwich’.
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Here's a fun question. What would you say your parents' batting average is? Mine had 4 sons...I'd say they're sitting at a solid .750.
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Cult Character Halloween Costumes Goal: Only cool people will get this. Result: No one likes the super niche thing you're into and you spend all night explaining your taste and wasted efforts.
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Everyone's talking about this new Taylor Swift album, but in my household we're already 2 listens through the new @Sloanmusic album...at least I am, my wife is very excited about the new T.Swift though.
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Happy to be part of this Fantastic Four cosplay group at NYCC! I’m Sue Storm ⛈💙
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Every time I drop my toddler off with my parents to babysit I listen to "Sliver" by Nirvana from my son's point of view.
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