Matt Bennett
@Mattbhip
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They dont think it be like it is, but it do. Aggie class of '14
Houston, TX
Joined February 2012
One of my friends works for Ken Paxton the attorney general of Texas. They just made today a half day, and today a holiday going forward. Shit is wild.
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Roe v. Wade overturned in 6-3 Supreme Court decision.
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We had someone play with us this weekend that won’t play the whole year, so we didn’t make him pay for the tourney since our team shares bid fees and he did us favor giving us an extra player for a tourney. So he bought me and the wife a baby gift instead. Ugh love people.
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Dad from Dexter's Lab has the same voice actor as Johnny Bravo from Johnny Bravo. #DextersLab
#JohnnyBravo Voiced by Jeff Bennett
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I’m gonna pack up this @ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!
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Congrats @hip_flatball for coming in 1st at @DFWUltimate's Texas 2Finger! 🦈🥏 It was so great seeing everyone! Already looking forward to next weekend at Dog Days in The Woodlands!
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We are 35 weeks pregnant today! But more importantly our app gave us this comparison to how big our baby is and “a moderately successful game of jenga” has me rolling on this wonderful Friday.
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Bruh what. Come on now everything I buy is 50% more expensive what it was. And I’m not saying it’s all your fault but don’t lie to my face dude screw you.
Biden has said: Since I took office, families are carrying less debt, their average savings are up... more Americans feel financially comfortable.
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Random 5 favorite bands tweet because man everything on the feed is bleeding together. @State_Champs
@thebandcamino
@weweresharks
@maydayparade
@googoodolls Not really in an order but maybe a bit subconsciously affected.
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It’s so weird, I love my job, and if ever a day comes I’d do the opposite. Well like you know what I mean, green-door would be me being that person nobody believes is real gushing about the best bosses and coworkers and pretty much best company in the world. So ya wtf in lucky.
I have my exit interview today and I will tell ALL. After that I’m going to Glassdoor to tell the rest 😂
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I have my exit interview today and I will tell ALL. After that I’m going to Glassdoor to tell the rest 😂
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Geezus. Man.
In 2022, more children have been killed in school shootings than police officers have been shot in the line of duty.
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Davis taking that call after dropping it and starting the contact was weeaaaakkkkk
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You can be a rockets fan and realize the mavs are the more likeable team in this series
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