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Performer🎭 Crafty Queen 🧵Photographer 📷 Chaotic Mess 😵‍💫

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7 years
A LLAMA?! He’s supposed to be DEAD!!
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1 year
I feel like I need to make people aware. If you haven’t seen Death Becomes Her (the movie) you should because the new musical version of it is spectacular (I’ve not seen it yet but the music is perfection). Everyone need a boost of serotonin every now and then!
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1 year
My favourite thing right now is going to get free samples of wallpaper and using them as artwork for photo frames! Cheap decorations
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1 year
Just got a hickey of a wizard. Guess he was a neck-romancer
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2 years
It’s crazy that in 5 days I’ll be 30… I still feel 21 at heart!
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2 years
Having a saucy dream involving Ncuti Gatwa was EXACTLY how I wanted to start my day 🥵
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2 years
It’s a full on escape room just to go to the shops
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2 years
Uhhhhmmm baby let's trade that in or sumn 😭😭😭
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2 years
Up bright and early. Lots of cleaning done 🧼 Now off to work
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2 years
Not dead. Just not on socials much anymore
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2 years
#AbigailMovie what a fabulously funny gore fest. Yes it had some problem points. But I enjoyed it all the same!
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3 years
“An empty tomb?? He’s supposed to be dead!”
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2 years
And then after all that ordeal you book the experience and you are sent the voucher and THEN have to get in contact with the place you’ve booked the voucher for and BOOK AGAIN! Such a stupid hassle
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2 years
I would recommend that no one decides to buy from them as they make it purposefully difficult to utilise. It doesn’t tell you locations on some. Doesn’t tell you what you receive. You have to pay extra on top of your voucher for most. Just a bad bad company. Don’t book with them
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2 years
I was watching #FoolMeOnce 😂
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2 years
Not a single street in Paisley is gritted. How long have we known it was going to be icy? It’s honestly like a skating ring outside
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2 years
The two personalities of our cats 😂
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2 years
Just had to speak to NHS 24 for how poorly I am. And let me tell you the call handler was the rudest person I think I’ve ever encountered.
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2 years
Had a lovely time visiting Chris’ dad up in the highlands!
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2 years
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2 years
Just two Sistahs on a drive!
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