Matt Tegtmeyer
@MattTegtmeyer
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Joined October 2010
RT @lamebook: I'm sick of Harry Potter, but I'm not sick of dirty Harry Potter Puns! http://t.co/BcJFP40Z.
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@bigkegger @mitchell_lamme “@ImLeslieChow: Pizza is like sex, when it is good it's very good, when it's bad. it's still pretty good.”.
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RT @GreatestQuotes: "A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions." - Confucius.
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RT @WolfpackAlan: Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they’re panicking over who’s next to go.
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RT @lamebook: "If you make a camp to help kids with ADHD, is it a concentration camp? http://t.co/MoMJZGN3.
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why does Elton John and Phil Collins continually show up on my Kanye West Pandora playlist? #pleasestop.
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RT @WolfpackAlan: Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious and sexy.
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