Matt
@MattTakeThree
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Single dad. Cars, animals, drive an Isuzu DMax while smoking and shouting down a phone for a living (according to my son). Penchant for women of unstable nature
North Lincolnshire
Joined July 2023
If youre like my OAP neighbour, and love to complain about off road vehicles getting dirty. Fret not. 90mins, 2x coats of HGV snow foam and she's legal.
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Every ten year old pickup truck on Facebook marketplace at £15k
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I'm still boxing off August campaign works, meanwhile boys bringing Christmas card prototypes home. Fucking hell 2025 has gone in a blink.
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She's been at my folks today, thought she'd missed me. Wanted biscuits....
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3of3. 1in3 batter, on soil, soaked. 4hi, locked diff on. 180mi on tarmac also. 10.5hr day. Washing it tomorrow then....
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Glad I washed it......
Anyone brighter than me care to explain why HMRC want P11D/BiK to the tune of £7-10k/pa for my mobile office. Yet, MPs who spend less time in HoC/pa than I do this, get subsidised food/alcohol at work, and their living costs totally covered? That's a week's worth/30hr
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When you've rolled hard all weekend to keep up with your dad, but Sunday afternoon smacks......
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Someone's FUBAR after his late one, so lazy afternoon cooking together: ✓ honey & soy roasted parsnips ✓ homemade Yorkshire's ✓ 2 types of sausages ✓ mint & creme fresh mash ✓ stilton/parmesan mushrooms "No gravy, it's vile" Yessir.
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Second sailing; done. (I may need to dry my wellies for several months)
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The quad is about at the end of its life. We're due a full rebuild and new batteries....
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Lunch for sir of which he helped with all: ✓ Toasted sesame bagels ✓ Blue Stilton and parmesan cheese sauce ✓ Poached eggs ✓ Baked haggis
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Anyone brighter than me care to explain why HMRC want P11D/BiK to the tune of £7-10k/pa for my mobile office. Yet, MPs who spend less time in HoC/pa than I do this, get subsidised food/alcohol at work, and their living costs totally covered? That's a week's worth/30hr
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Best mate messaged me; "Wanna come tear arse round a farm on buggies with me and the boy? Kids can drive half of it as well" Give me a postcode, we'll be there.
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Alright so it's not @FlashheartV2 presentation, but: Crispy baked jackets. Two kinds of mushrooms in homemade stilton, cream and garlic sauce. Steamed haggis. Black pudding topper.
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First year I've done Trick/Treat with him, as normally with his mam. Home next to cook tea; * Haggis * Stilton mushrooms covered jacket spuds with black pudding crumb
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Holiday day didn't happen because work..so we juggle a bit of time off and child and work.
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