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@MattSwad
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3 months
@w1nter1ng @The1975_Tour How is something made official? Just because you said it was?
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Thirsk ☀️ night. Not many here. Sad to see in all honesty. Has to be the pricing. Will places like this survive? Media £ maybe?
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@MattSwad
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7 months
@BetfairSam @Betfair They then lose a Grand 💰 in 8 days time and you'll be restricting them to £100 a month and asking them what they had for lunch last Wednesday, happy days.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@racingblogger If you post your slip from last night I will GIVE ONE OF YOU LUCKY PEOPLE £50 in CASH 💷
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@MattSwad
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6 months
Just been brave enough to count October P\L… -13K 💰 I know that will come as a surprise to many as absolutely nobody loses on Twitter! 🤡 The good news is though I’ve got a Chippy Tea Oioi! 🐠
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@MattSwad
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2 months
@KBets_ Did you have £8 to win 13?
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Gambling Twitter🎲💵 Does it not make you smile seeing the Racing Post suddenly completely SOIL THEMSELVES over an issue (Affordability Checks to stop winners) that they have known has exsisted for approx 2 years and chosen to ignore PURPOSEFULLY? Maybe I need to grow up? 😂😂
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@racingcreeps April a fucking strong betting heat like.
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@MichaelVaughan Give your head a wobble. 🤡🤡🤡 Poor standard compared to other touraments. Game after game on the same pitch same ground. Say what you like about the IPL but its different venues day after day that make it a spectacle.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
BUSINESS IDEA 🚨 —- 74 Million % ROI investment opportunity—- 💡 I plan to apply for a U.K. Bookmaking license Only offer Casino 🎰 and Man City to win the Premier League at 3/1 If Man City go shorter than 1/5 I plan to close and refund stakes. @GamRegGB sound familiar?
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@MattSwad
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@itvracing @AintreeRaces None of them, I've been affordability checked.
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@Sophhcx_ If everyone will finish R2 at the Masters
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1 year
@mulat Anything for making a Phallus longer?
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@MattSwad
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11 months
@hollie_baxter1 @JoeeeyO Same Tattoo as yourself. "If life gives you lemons make lemonade"
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@MattSwad
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2 months
@MikeParcej You’ve never driven a train but always criticise the railways. Are you trying for a seat on the gravy train or something?
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@AnimalRising Set of blue haired Wallies
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@racingblogger Congrats!!! The “Didn’t happen of the day award” @DHOTDA 🎺
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@MattSwad
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2 months
@GMandGetFucked @SkyBet @GamRegGB @SkyBet When the fun stops...dont pay out.
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@MattSwad
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19 days
@TipsterExposer Walofs Hope a few hoodies returned
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@MattSwad
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9 months
@LIVTracking @HyFlyers_GC Meanwhile we are all watching the FedEx
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@MattSwad
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1 month
Times are fucking tough BUT Don’t you find a £1 Free Bet (ONE POUND) farcical behaviour from William Hill? 😂 Sat watching the advert shaking my head…really?
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Only fair as Bloggsy @racingblogger has left the country that the Supply Teacher carries on the good work!!! Welcome to Doncaster Races! If Kannapolis wins the 3pm I’ll give one of you lucky people a Pony!
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@BetfairBarry @Betfair How on earth did he get £36? Its more impressive than the actual bet itself!?!
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@MattSwad
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4 years
@BenStarSports @BetfairBarry Do your traders use Betdaq in that case?
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@MattSwad
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1 month
@NATHCLATTENBURG How do you respond?
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@donalwx @IsTheNext94 FFS, I was fearing you needed a change of bait Tez.
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@MattSwad
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6 months
SHEFF MON AFT🐶 1526 FLOA ⚫️⚪️ 4.50 split, ev chance wide, price big. 1604 RFG ⚫️⚪️ Loadsa room here, anything solid from traps gives a good chance on upgrade looping wide. 1643 FHE 🔴 Hcap is only 2s on traps work. Just like red innmake up of race, plug on scrape paint. GL.
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@MattSwad
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@jamesaknight @Golfpunter1 @ChrisPoole___ Go full circle and truly ask yourself why these companies exist? Very simple answer...because Coral will simply not a lay bet. No point coming on here and giving it the big licks imo.
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@MattSwad
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4 months
God NH racing is fucking boring. -19 second furlongs first lap -Best horse constant avoidance of each other -Not knowing if meetings are on -Gravy/NH fanboys on here plotting a Cheltenham guess up 6 months in advance Antepost (not a bean on) 😴
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1 year
@sam_angelina22 Why do people that supposedly "love" racing keep Retweeting to show their digust with this video, bizzare imo.
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1 year
Hello @SkyBet 🚨 Can you confirm that A. Sabiri's goal in the 73rd minute of the BEL MOR game is being credited as a cross instead? Many Thanks Swad
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1 year
@MartinChapman12 TRP Ultras Crayford Bags (A)
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@MattSwad
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4 months
@TipsterExposer You mentioned the other day you had him down to 380 odd followers and that they are likely all legit, I'd have to disagree, if anyone is left after this run of "info/bankers" then god help them, a complete exposed fraud. Nice work.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Newcastle AW has gone from the odd bent one to completely RANCID this winter. Yes its connections being dishonest but when you are running for that sort of money I dont blame them. The problem lies with the "EXPLANATION NOTED" sherry drinking stewards, thats not good enough.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Sorry to dust off the old 🎺🎺🎺 3 outta 3 thus far 11/1 🟠 4/6 🟠 8/1 🟠 Cross yur fingers for the last one (2027 Sheff 🟠🍊) Is a few quid rolling on 😉.
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1 year
SHEFF tonight @ prices🐶🍊 1836🟠 Goldcash Dysart (easy EP, most likely imo) 1851🟠 Abigials Happy (OR dog v Graders, shame bend 1 is 10 metres away!) 1941🟠 Knock Zia (4 bend trapping impressive, trial handy) 2027🟠Riveria Scarlett (12/1 just too big for position bend1 here)
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1 month
Guess whether I’ve had a winning week? 😏
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@icyestretro @TheModelManiac Enjoyed this. Its also free and both speakers giving up their time which always overlooked, cheers both.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Every month or so you see the odd "I don't bet odds on" line rolled out gambling wise... Oh right...would you bet 1/50 that tomorrow is Monday? 📅
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@MattSwad
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2 months
It’s defo the non punting crowd that stand up and queue at the Gate to get on a flight? ✈️ Why would you willingly stand up just to just sit on a plane going nowhere until everyone is on? It’s worse than the cunts that stand up as soon as you stop😂
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@Adambunn28 @BookiesDontLayB @geoffbanksbet This is astonising. Bookmakers all follow each other like sheep. Punter follows punter by discussing opinions, erm....welcome to bookmaking in 2022, not even bookmaking, just marketing agencies now. Very simple solution: Small Claims Court.
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@MattSwad
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2 years
Montana (USA)
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@MattSwad
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2 months
Just arrived at Chelt! 🐴 Absolutely digusted to have my bag inspected. ❌ Off for a quick line with Blogger, Astrid, Moosh and Francesca before I roam the ring for 10 mins then have a score on the fav, cinabit be lucky! 🍀
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@MattSwad
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@RacingPost One of the more likeable stables but this WASNT OFF ❌! Powerful jockey purposefully doing the knitting 5 to 2 out rancid. Can I ask if a few grand and a fortnight off is much of a deterrent? Let us know where you are heading with everyones £ lads? Barbados? 🌴🌴🌴
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@MattSwad
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2 years
As Betfair liquid becomes more dire we will see a few more price manipulation stunts from punters, I mean big ones. Laying on the BFX having your bollocks on the selection 5 times over in a shop £50 at SP (if you can get that), the corp books utterly reliant on the exchange! 🤡
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Southwell tonight: The bad news is I had 8 bets 5 back bets - 5 losers 3 lay bets - laid 2 winners Done my absolutes 🥳 The good news is it’s a nice place and I am Home safe. Bookmaking ring fantastic - very competitive. Food and Drink a complete disgrace! Swad
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@MattSwad
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9 months
@jmnbetting Embarrassing
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@DPWorldTour LIV would have had a Private Jet.
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@MattSwad
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9 months
@itvracing @acmulrennan I get a sweat on when Paul is holding one up at Gosforth Park on a cold Friday night.
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8 months
How Tedious/Boring is it…people talking about Cheltenham ANTEPOST before the season is underway 😴 😴 😴
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@AKBets87 Terrible prices, no mug offers, they are ringing up for permission to pay up if you win a 1er. Not a surprise.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@RacingTV @LimerickRaces Hang on?? The far side has won a neck?
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@RacingPost Compulsory spending limits (imposed on winners) will drive more people to the black market (as they cant get a bet on with bookmakers that fund your rag). Hope I cleared this up.
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@MattSwad
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2 months
International Break, laptop off 8 days, sure I’ll miss loads! Budapest, only clown in shorts ✅
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@MikeParcej Have you ever thought of just moving there, everything seems brilliant?
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Just watched Newcastle earlier, completely PMSL at Mulrennan's ride in the 1520 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "and is now shuffled to the back of the field" - Who by? Paul?
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@MattSwad
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1 year
The good news is I have arrived at Doncaster. In prep for a Bobby Moore Admission the most pathetic form of protest was to bring my own Contraband 🚨 @tbuckleythinks !!! Saving myself a total of about £11 Happy Days.
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@MattSwad
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9 months
SHEFF AM 🐶 3 Back Bets 1258 ⚫️ Needs avoid 3 early work into race mega strong late. 1313 ⚪️ Had 4/7 tissue, look yourself downgrade NAP 1359 🔴 Good draw, round safe, collect. Think track mebbes slightly inside friendly, happy to be wrong (will be)! GL.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
Ladbrokes whinging on the the useless @GamRegGB about affordability checks, whilst simultaneously spouting Non Sports related PISH during every ad-break. Let me get my violin 🎻 out 😴😴😴
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1 year
@Onebetaday5 Never trust a man that excludes the stake.
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@MattSwad
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3 years
@SimonNott @gondorffhenry @AKBets87 Bets with every single one of the Oddschecker firms but can’t get a bean on himself with any of them is the best possible way to sum the industry up in 2021.
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@TheJockeyClub @CheltenhamRaces @BetMGM Apt, as you have to jump over a hurdles to get your money from these cowboys when you win!!! 🤠🤠🤠
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@MattSwad
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6 months
@RyanDilks1 People completely clueless on this thread. Prices are 4/5 , 1/8, 2/5 in that order therefore you are 2/1 to win yer bet...£6K payout...Therefore a fair cashout is £2K...this is nowhere near...therefore leave it.
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@TipsterExposer Easiest way to see that someone is tipping kack is when the selections don't reduce when the amount of racing does 💩💩💩
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@MattSwad
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4 years
@BettingScams @InplayMan Hilarious, 20% of the service, IN play man please list the breakdown of the other 80%? Couldnt tip shyt out a bucket.
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@MattSwad
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4 years
@BettingScams @InplayMan In play man I know you are reading this: Fraud 😆
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@homework_jean I don't think she is a very good jockey.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@LIVTracking " #LIVGolf has clearly cemented itself as the top professional golf league in the world. Straight Facts 📈" 🤡😂
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@MattSwad
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2 years
You have to hand it to the bookmakers… We seem to have an absolute EPIDEMIC of people punting on absolute guesswork shite!!! That’s judging from Twitter, rec friend circles etc “what do you think of this bet?” Well it might win but your getting 12/1 for a 20/1 chance!!!
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@MattSwad
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@boots111 @SkyBet I hope to see you on an episode of Cant Pay take it away @SkyBet ...bloke comes in for the compewtas...no don't take them...we need them to copy Betfair Exchange!!! 🤡
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@MattSwad
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2 years
Here is a thought for you, if the current crop of bookmakers don't fancy taking 10/20/50 pound bets off people...they really should have their license revoked and replaced by a casino/gaming license!!!! 🤡🚨
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3 months
@TipsterExposer Sounds like he had to dig deep for that one 😴😴😴 Who TF us still being conned by this nonsense? They have absolutely no hope in life.
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1 month
As every day goes by you can't help but think big Corp just uses these AML checks to pick as choose what business they want! Also I am NO economist but how the feck are "Slot Machine/Casino game" turnovers on the rise when this can widely be regarded as the most addictive form?
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For further reference we have a football client, bets accumulators. He's currently winning £32,184 on the year Yet he will have many periods where he loses either a. £1000 in a day or b. £2000 over 90 days He will, therefore, despite being a significant winner, clearly playing…
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@MattSwad
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3 months
@flushingitgolf If ever you need an example of someone that couldn’t care less about LIV and is purely there for the money it’s him. Absolute fair play to him too!
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@MattSwad
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7 months
End of Season Slaley (A) it’s absolutely fucking Baltic and I’ve managed 21 Stableford points😂 9:10AM tomorrow I’m a 2/9 shot to make it.
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@MattSwad
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6 months
Had consequences for all…but it’s worth another mention… How funny is it that we have been banging the Gambling Affordability Nonsense Drum 🥁 for a couple of years… Now the Media chickens have kacked their pants and finally come home to roost 😂😂 You couldn’t make it up!
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1 year
@paddypower Stand to win 283K Offer 48K only needing a 6/4 shot to win? @GamRegGB would you be able to take a look into this one? If not should I phone the police? I think someone has been robbed?
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2 months
@oddschecker I am delighted to announce I will not be paying.
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2 months
@freddy6T6 Respect to anyone that will put something up and show they have dug in. Too much hot air from Twitter surrounding Chelt!
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@MattSwad
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4 years
@mylittletip @frank_17359 @icytentacles001 So essentially, because half of the people that have paid are betting your selections early...you WONT be advertising to your free section your points profit based on the original price of your selections then?
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@MattSwad
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10 months
Mojito here (nearly) 204 Krone/ 16 GBP. Musta saw me coming, not even a straw!
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@MattSwad
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9 months
@jerry38952034 Thought this was gunna be a question, but just letting everyone know you are going! 😂
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@BarstewardsThe @geoffbanksbet @SystembetU @JonjoLeng @JustNormNow @Adambunn28 Well said lads, share the same opinion as hosts, by all means void it before the start, a rotten taste for the industry. SO SO OBVIOUS UPGRADE YOUR SOFTWARE. If it aint possible, deal with the consequences.
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@RacingPostCS Hello RP customer service, as a customer (Monkey per annum) I would possibly expect a reply? Has the closure of SportNation as a welching Bookmaker not got wide appeal to the public and therefore a couple of pages in the paper? Thank you in advance.
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@MattSwad
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@NUCLRGOLF I tried to like it but it stinks.
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2 years
@IsTheNext94 I've got a bloke that can provide the drone feed. 900 Rupees to you, squire. Bit hazy up the straight though.
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1 year
@PaulLFCCasey77 @TheBaggish You’ve called wrong unless you wanted him to be 4K worse off
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@MattSwad
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10 months
Tonight’s Wine list 🍷 (£ divide by 12) 1/6 Top 5/1 Field
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@hannahbleiner Can keep your follows in yer pocket, but around 11.
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@MattSwad
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4 months
SHEFF 🐶 Friday 6 Back bets @prices . DM asking why bother…it’s a really small% of bank, lays much bigger%. Do bet them all like, DM after race to see I actually bet them😂
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@MattSwad
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1 year
@quarterfirst4 Needs to understand its pyhscological encouragement. Bit like when tipsters take the Earlies in the RP, nobody can get them, but the ROI gives a nice bit of physchological encouragment.
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@boyciesbetting @quarterfirst4 @MCYeeehaaa @SkySportsRacing Online: can’t get a bean on (that’s fair game no god given right) WITHHOLDING WINNINGS IN THE NAME OF KYC seriously needs a good look at though
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@MattSwad
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2 years
@TempleBstock @EdNicholson68 @CWilliamsRacing @KindredGroup @UnibetRacing @n_banbury @claimsfive @PhilBell25 @nickluck @sevenbarrows @NdeBoinville @leemottershead @BrettWMedia @BenStarSports Your post has been sent to a trader for approval…. Your post has been rejected. We are a wank bookmaker in the pocket of the Gambling Commission not prepared to lay a bean. Traders decision is final.
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@MattSwad
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11 months
@LIVGolfNation Sounds a bit like LIV, where can you even watch it?
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