every canadian has fucked up once and ordered an iced tea in the states

Used to Snapchat my friends funny things when we were drunk and now we snap each other our new golf clothes

I think my girlfriend likes her PC optimum points more than she likes me

Gotta be honest I haven’t really been feeling fly like a G6 lately

Ikea furniture is just lego for adults

I don’t tweet much anymore but Happy New Years to everyone

hey baby you wanna DQ grill and chill

Sunday Funday, don’t get much better than this

Costco hotdogs are the only things that haven’t raised in price due to inflation. Salute the homies.

What a night out at the Okotoks Pro Rodeo

New phone backgrounds for y’all

These gas prices are getting a lil more friendly now

I love hard copy photos. Give me a photo album filled with 3x5’s and polaroids of memories through life. I feel like photos are so lost in this technology era.

New found addiction to extra spicy Caesar’s

Comfy AND practical.

Camping? Going golfing? Hungover and getting food? Doing some yard work? Crocs. I wear those mf’ers everywhere.

Crocs are easily my best purchase in the last 5+ years

All I want in life is a nice little parcel of land in the country with a couple of cows

Oh you’re from Ottawa? You only told me 6 times. No I’ve never been to the St. Lawrence.

People from Ottawa are so annoying

Some of y’all have never fixed fences before and it shows