This @LBC tweet was deleted for some reason. In the video the caller talks about taking absent kids from their homes into school, sometimes when the parents aren't even there. I'd call that kidnapping.

Some days make me really want whatever drugs the guy who made the N64 controller was taking.

Phone networks down so try and check the status of the network on EE's site and well...

Won't lie, took me a good minute to realise this wasn't Key & Peele

Watching King of the Hill for the first time, now it's available in the UK, and this line made me do the biggest double take

Who's the legend who's turned up in a pair of reeboks? 😭

So I've just realised that the guy who voiced Zuko in ATLA was fucking Rufio in Hook

My TV froze while watching @taskmaster. It's an interesting look

Evie has seen some serious shit

One of the people on that Virgin Island show is my cousin

Imagine his mother chasing after him, "Will you just sto- GET YOUR FUCKING FEET OFF THE PIANO, IVE JUST CLEANED THAT!"

Benson Boone constantly flipping off a piano with his chest out is the adult equivalent to a toddler in an unzipped onesie who just will not stop jumping off the back of the sofa.

Wait, the main kid was played by twins? Why?

That being said I don't think I'll ever tire of hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger say the words ferret, monsters and tumour.

Kindergarten Cop is 35 years old

Don't think i can bring myself to get the Switch 2, putting aside the absurd cost of games on what is an inferior piece of hardware compared to others, the litigious nature Nintendo, who I once believed to embody pure unadulterated fun and joy just doesn't sit right with me.

Stumped him with Birdemic, the smug bastard

Playing Akinator because I'm bored and this is just ridiculous

God, I've missed seeing Jaden Smith just being so fucking weird.

Did I just get my tweet stolen by a cat?