Matt Holiman
@MattHoliman
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Joined June 2009
Once you've pointed passionately at breathe right strips and wing stop in the same night you know your life is going somewhere
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Heaven gained a beautiful angel this morning. Lila Kate was so full of life. She brought our family so… http://t.co/Shg2MGarZL
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Go Hogs! Dallas Alumni at its finest. http://t.co/QTFjQkrpD8
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@SusieGDagastino @ChristianKardas just don't forget to deep fry them.
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After 6 delayed flights and 1 cancelled flight I have finally boarded my flight for Chicago. Woof @USAirways
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As an Arkansas Student, I believed that 2 wheel scooters were the premiere mode of transportation but boy was I wrong http://t.co/cOYKF8qrHZ
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Pro golf tournaments. Where it is acceptable to dress like a dad. http://t.co/CJRrYJcEYa
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For those of you who wanted to know how Dallas is treating me. I finished a box of lucky charms in two days.
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"911, what's your emergency?" "Hi. Long time listener, first time caller." "That's really funny." "Thank you. Anyways, I'm being stabbed."
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Today I used the Phrase, "Man, that's a good looking shingle." This is where my life is headed.
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Got my first honey butter chicken biscuit this morning in Texas. I am now truly a Texan
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Rule #27 of traveling: Always carry a plastic fork so you don't have to use two pens as chopsticks to eat microwaveable pasta #impossible
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Butt Dialed 911 today. I like to live life on the edge. Let me know if you need any tips.
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Tonight I learned that I can turn off the lights by using a laser pointer and cat. I draw my inspiration from @Meatball_TheKat
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Their getting married! @LizBeth_0905
http://t.co/DhXPiv1vWS
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Started from the junkyard now he's here. Happy birthday @Meatball_TheKat !
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