Columbia agrees to pay over $220 million in deal with Trump administration to restore federal funding. Trump means what he says.

Not one mention of the #RussiaColusion Hoax @TheDemocrats and the media lied for years and now the truth came out. #Obama was directly behind all of this!

Accurate #TheView

My cat stares at the wall #CatsOnTwitter

Jerome Powell did not resign. It was an A.I. generated letter.

I miss the good ole days

At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song #MondayMorning.

I judge a restaurant by the quality of their ranch.

Congrats to Scottie Scheffler on winning #TheOpenChampionship! Awesome moment with his family after the final shot.

Great first fight of the night #UFC318.

Watching golf at 6:00am #OpenChampionship

#Facts

"LIFTOFF. We have a liftoff, 32 minutes past the hour. Liftoff on Apollo 11.". On July 16, 1969, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins left Earth on a Saturn V rocket, beginning the historic Apollo 11 mission that saw humans walk on the Moon for the first time. #NASA

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.”.-Mark Twain.

The more periods she writes after "ok. " the less okay things are.

I've never had a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me. .

Me iPhone update is now the new Hakeem Jeffries.

The official Gum trash can of my childhood