go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog
@MattGrippi
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Echo Park, Los Angeles
Joined March 2010
replies to a severance ad. worst app of all time.
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Because it sucks. It’s people slamming sticks together in front of a screensaver.
I genuinely can’t understand how the previous generation saw this in 2005 and said “this sucks”
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*me googling a thing that already exists and it shows me the thing* Whoa. This is crazy.
Mario Kart Rainbow Road in Genie 3 😱 it even got the drift boost physics right... like WTF?! they cooked something seriously impressive here with Genie
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The voice is so bad I can’t even watch it. Heartbreaking.
Kimmel to Kermit on The Muppet Show's return: "Your show has been off the air... were you guys suspended?"
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Nobody has ever been more washed
Trailer for Director Darren Aronofsky’s AI series about the American Revolution. The show uses Union voice actors for all the acting. https://t.co/jxctVmRX2F
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Prize money on game shows used to be way higher, right? I feel like we used to be offering a million dollars minimum and now people are back stabbing each other for 100k.
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This is very funny because he pivoted his entire comedy person to be about having a hot Latina wife for the past decade
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Coke Zero unquestionably tastes better than Diet Coke but for some reason that's why I like it less? Like i crave the shittiness of Diet Coke
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I thought I was bored of the game of thrones universe but I must report that ser duncan the tall is my best friend and I love him
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His silent rage is building and SpongeBob keeps saying shit like this
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I’m in an uber and the traffic is so bad my driver is genuinely crashing out but also he has his Waze navigation voice set to spongebob at level 100 volume and its so overstimulating
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So tired of these fucking idiots fake laughing when he does this
Elon Musk: I heard about the peace summit. I was like, is that “P-I-E-C-E?” You know, a little piece of Greenland, a little piece of Venezuela.
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The low calorie hack of eating 15 cookies
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didn't realize the melania movie is directed by brett ratner. i was supposed to work with him on a marketing project years ago and (allegedly in minecraft) he invited two of my female colleagues into a meeting and started showing them topless photos of his assistant. umprompted.
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How did you guys manage to make the glambot operator guy an influencer? Is it the hair? I don’t even think he does anything but tell Jennifer Lawrence where to stand
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funny to think about how much pushback I got on this when I posted it and now everything I said has been proven true (and worse!)
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Yeah. They’re psychopaths. They have seen this footage. They don’t care because they like that people are getting murdered and they’re happy about it. It’s not a lack of angles or information.
This is the most neutral summary I’ve seen of the Minnesota murder by ICE. It has ALL angles, it syncs them together, and shows the lead up and aftermath… if you watch this all and still think those shots were justified - you just might be a psychopath.
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I don’t really find this funny. This feels like a Selena thing brewing.
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