Chris Mathenge
@Mathenge_UX
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Automation is not a choice, it's a necessity. ||||||||||| Here to learn and laugh.
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2010
Hii kufunga a highway at 6am for a game at 4pm @NPSOfficial_KE tigai ùngui.
🚦 TRAFFIC ALERT 🚦. Kasaraní bound? 🏟️ Big match day means traffic changes! 🚧. On Friday, 5th September 2025 from 6AM, diversions will affect Thika Road and routes to Kasarani. Please take note of the temporary diversions and use alternative roads and plan ahead.
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21 kids burnt dead in this school and parents still took their children back there a few weeks later. It is so hard to understand this.
Unhealed Scars of Endarasha:. It has been a year of silence, sorrow and unanswered questions for 21 families who lost their sons in the tragic fire at Hillside Endarasha Academy. The families claim they have not seen post-mortem results. #NTVTonight @Ben_Kitili @MargaretKimath6
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Ata huyu anawaita victims of protests
Holistic justice requires that as we seek accountability from perpetrators, we remain alive to the needs of Victims, and the difficulty of their lived realities. We have an opportunity to revolutionize how the state treats, deals with, and responds to victims. With unwavering
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RT @OtachiWarren: Nimeangalia hizi weapons and we really can't afford to default their loans.Buana Kasongo ajue venye atalipa hawa watu pes….
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Smh.
@KResearcher I remember the late Ngei whose picture was in the media wrestling Mbolu to the ground in Parliament complaining bitterly that the pictures in the media wrongly showed Mbolu on top of him when in reality it was him Ngei who was on top of Mbolu 😂😂.
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RT @kijo_carol: Other counties wondering how a governor is apologizing for a delayed project 🤣🤣. .
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You guys are doing serious biz out here. Investments like these are what is needed to enhance the national power grid.
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RT @chao_mbogho: House hunting in Nairobi will make you be a clingy tenant. Because where you are living is better than whatever else is ou….
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Watu hupelekwa Statehouse bundled into school buses, they take a lot of pics while there to hoodwink their fellow fools that they are close to the seat of power.
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Mmekaa side gani tuwajoin?.
From where I sit (and don't tell me to stand up), theoretically speaking, banks will soon start hawking loans to customers.
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Traore aitishe free and fare elections tuamini yeye ni mwanaume.
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RT @Eddu_G: Mahn. Just look at this. All designed by humans to kill humans.
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He is a conman. That's what he is.
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Gives me PTSD.
Why do academics write code like this in papers? Wouldn't a real language make more sense?
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RT @Mathenge_UX: Quiver Thika rd is being branded to Al Capone. Al Capone was the biggest bootlegger gangster of the US when alcohol was….
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The world is but a stage where people showcase what they know, possess, or achieve. And for this reason, I never belittle anyone for presenting the brightest version of themselves.
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We are such a waste country man.
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RT @MisterAlbie: You are very right cause I eat my fellow human beings of the opposite gender on the regular.
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