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🍉🎥🎨🍺 🖤 🏳️🌈 I suppose I write, produce, direct, illustrate. Drinks a LOT. Wears black.
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So,… this student is trying to tell me that she is submitting her assignment late. But the wording is just…
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A suspenseful drama. Based on a true story.
Once upon a time there’s an idiot. The idiot decided to go to a place no ordinary man or woman can reach easily.
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No wonder you lost.
Kami mendukung penuh langkah tegas
@kemkominfo
untuk melakukan pemblokiran beberapa platform dan aplikasi digital luar negeri yang tidak mau melakukan pendaftaran dalam Penyelenggara Sistem Elektronik (PSE).
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My friend says this cat is fat because she looks so sad so people probably give her treats all the time 😂
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She looks so pretty here. What the hell did they do to her in the film?????
Halle Bailey when asked whether she’d eat Flounder or Sebastian from ‘THE LITTLE MERMAID’: “I would not eat either of them, they’re my friends!”
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Replace all digital audience from sports matches during the pandemic with live cats. Petition at change dot org.
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A guy named Diemut made this.
This is a robotic mouth by artist Diemut Strebe and it is chanting algorithmically generated prayers
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Imagine having a gf/bf and you pin each other’s chats on Whatsapp so it stays on top. You can say...
U pin I pin.
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A friend sent me these. Pretty goddamn clever. I censored the number just in case.
#SquidGame
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“Girl are you Gudang Pusat Zeni Angkatan Darat?
Because that’s some GUDPUSZI…”
Tahukah anda?
Gudang Pusat Zeni Angkatan Darat atau disingkat GUDPUSZI mempunyai tugas pokok menyelenggarakan kegiatan perbendaharaan material Zeni yang meliputi penerimaan penyimpanan pemeliharaan dan pengeluaran material Zeni.
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Hell yeah pair up with R*syid R*jasa for maximum impact.
Anak Ahmad Dhani Dul Jaelani Ingin Maju Jadi Cawabup Bekasi 2024
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@zaheyraw
@anamoelya
Aldi Taher the Chaos King proves he’s got more brain cells and conscience than…
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This might be the goddamn weirdest cat sleep I’ve encountered this past few months.
Why?????
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You can choose to be neutral when two sides are just disagreeing with each other peacefully.
But when one side is obscenely more powerful the the other, and is mercilessly beating the powerless side to oblivion, choosing to be “neutral” is practically participating in evil.
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Every single person in NKRI (outside of Jakarta) does.
Princess Charlotte already speaks two languages at just two-years-old
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Imagine buying avocados at pasar to make some jus alpuket and getting bonus cocaine
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Both these characters are insufferable as fuck.
Language is a product of culture and is meant for communicating. Communication is not always simple. Many ideas, concepts, feelings, are abstract. Humans create language to be understood. Words and phrases are made to express them.
Pevita mewakili suara hati kita yang sebel sama wicis wicis litereli 😅
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@DitjenPajakRI
Nevermind showing off. WHERE did they get the money from?
How much money do you guys even make? We’re working 2-3 jobs to pay rent and taxes and it goes to your children’s playthings?
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I’m afraid you’re not actually siblings and one of you is actully adopted 🥺
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Of course she still ran her business. She’s a successful merchant.
She proposed to Muhammad SAW. He almost said no because he can’t afford it, to which she said “I can provide for myself” (she is rich).
Did you guys even study Islam history at all or not? 😵💫
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Kim Jong Un is currently Kim Jong Unhealthy.
In other words, he is Kim Jong Ill.
Don’t at me for this lame joke.
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In case you guys are confused about the difference between “tired” and “exhausted”:
“Tired” is when you run in front of a moving car.
“Exhausted” is when you run behind a moving car.
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Does anyone know the source of this video? I’d like to see what else they ate...
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My friend had this amusing convo with the driver. (I asked her permission to post it).
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This video.
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“Applied so hard
And got so far
But in the end
I wasn’t even hired”
-Linkedin Park
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I’m a Covid survivor and I have been vaccinated. And I wear double masks everytime I am out. Even to get groceries downstairs.
The virus won’t affect me much anymore; I do it to break the chain, for the rest of us.
Please: Get vaccinated. Wear masks.
Come on. For the rest of us.
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@yourandahh_twt
Rasulluah’s first command from God was “READ”.
You want to listen to Allah and Rasul or some guy (your husband)?
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260.
Per month.
Fucking disband DPR and have them all walk the walk of shame like Cercei Lannister.
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This is what happens when people think they know the Holy books but never actually study it.
The Quran was revealed during several periods. The timing of the revelation usually ties directly to the content.
I doubt this guy knows that context.
Or even what “context” is.
terkait hubungan maksiat dengan bencana. Maksiat itu penyebab utama. Allah berfirman dalam surat Asy-Syura ayat 30 (silahkan cek sendiri). Setiap ada yg menasihati utk taubat, selalu dibilang terbelakang, ketinggalan jaman :')
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“What’s the most memorable thing about your wedding?”
“We literally burned a mountain”.
Imagine how cursed this couple’s marriage is at this point. And they’re not even married yet 🙃
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@kemkominfo
Close your fucking account and entire useless ministry, you’re embarassing everyone.
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One of my students gets really worried about not reaching the weekly project goals, texts me at 1:30am apologising. I feel bad, as it seems to reflect how schools and universities are being conducted…
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*Vocal against + insults Presidents, ministers, other people in power*:
Nothing happens.
*Insults KPOP*:
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@indraakenz
Please give me all your money, I could use the money and you can have the privilege 🙏🏽
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Been doing most of my shopping online, I miss going shopping, using real carts. 🛒
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Dear universe please grant me more money. Abundant money. So that I can continue to help people without thinking 😂
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Good news this stupid baby finally figured out that the sandbox is for peepee and poopoo not eating.
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Imagine being a woman: dying and turning into an avenging spirit and STILL not being able to escape sexual harrassment from trash men.
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Ojolallies.
Busmania,
Railfan,
Avgeek
ojol enthusiast namanya apaan?
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Problematic influencers who were never properly socially educated during their upbringing, who ended up perpetuating a culture that lacks empathy, which glorifies the spotlight at the cost of countless others’ mental anguish se-Indonesia bisa diganti satpam BCA aja gaksih
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You know you can always ask your husband “are you bringing food for me?” when he says no need to cook for him and that he already ate.
It takes like 20 seconds to type and send it. Here look:
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The problem with this sort of entitled (usually left wing, “progressive”) people is they don’t consider that faith, culture; and the emotional investment in those things, are important. Simply because to THEM it is not important.
Hot(?) take: this is pretty dumb. Those rules are often very explicitly sexist and have basically no rational reason behind them
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Accomplishments the Kemkominko has achieved in the 19 YEARS it has existed
❌ National digital infrastructure
❌ Raising e-commerce security
❌ Cracking down on SMS scams
✔ Censoring boobies online
Keterampilan yang udah dikuasai selama dua bulan lebih dirumah aja
❌ Digital Marketing
❌ Coding
❌ Desain
✔ Masak pie susu pake teflon
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I really do appreciate personalised Eid greetings and all,… but,.. 🥲
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I hope you’re partnered with or surrounded by those who really care about what you’re passionate about. Who’d ask and listen to you gushing or complaining about it without judging. Who’d see why you love it or hate it and not belittle it.
Because it’s a lonely feeling otherwise.
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On a related note: you need to know what kind of drunk you are. (There are many types: Angry drunks. Talky drunks. Mellow drunks. Horny drunks etc.)
If you know you’re a shitty type of drunk then don’t get drunk, seriously.
If you know you can’t control yourself DON’T GET DRUNK.
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@jalur5_
Please just let people commute as simple as possible. You don’t need their profile or behaviour. They just need to get from point A to point B with as little fuss as possible so they can FUNCTION.
Transportation is just a means in a modern city.
Stop this bullshit.
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And so the heroic brave man sets out to do his noble work.
Using his tools and courage he makes his way to the perilous spot.
The idiot, meanwhile, is just sitting like a typical fat idiot. “Tralala” he says, in his mind.
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