Jamie Ross
@MaskettaJamie
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Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit
Melbourne, Australia
Joined May 2011
AFL 2021 Grand Final Teams: Melbourne v Doggies Supporters: Landlords v Tenants
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Gave up on leaving lockdown anytime soon by purchasing a Nintendo Switch and a slab of my favourite sours. I’ll be leaving reality until 80% vacc
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Even Dan the Man, a big bombers supporter, knows who deserves the support today @DanielAndrewsMP @westernbulldogs
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Sitting in the Melton Indoor centre right now. Great nurse and barely any waiting
There's 52,566 vaccine appointments available this week. Old Ford Factory, Geelong - 4,814 Melton Vaccination Hub - 4,700 Melbourne Convention Centre - 4,077 Sandown Racecourse, Springvale - 3,399 Cranbourne Turf Club - 2,851 Book now, roll up your sleeve, and let's end this.
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at the point now where I'm hoping for terrible weather forecasts so everyone stays THE FUCK AT HOME
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also… we have THOUSANDS of contact tracers? I’ve always pictured a small office with 30 sleep-deprived people working 14-hour shifts. What a monumental effort to manage all that.
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If the contact tracers haven't given up then neither should we. It will take some more time but we can absolutely beat this
It all feels like it’s done and gone right? Wrong! There was one part of the presser that SPOKE to me from Weimar: He said – ‘we haven’t lost control of contact tracing. We know where the cases are and we have thousands of people working on it.’ So they’re still on top of it.
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Jokes on the government. I never left the last lockdown.
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Sometimes I wonder where in the world my Pokemon Silver cartridge has ended up and if I’ll ever find it again
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arrested This video was written, produced, and published by Jordan and the editor https://t.co/x9FYaHEZLs
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Two things are clear: 1. Now that a politician has made the Hottest 100, it is no longer hot. Sorry about that. 2. It's officially time to get on the beers. Congrats @mashdnkutcher - I look forward to our next ‘collaboration’.
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What a gun!!
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Imagine making a soup so bad that you crash the global economy
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