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Mary Pugh

@MaryPugh23

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A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

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Joined June 2015
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@MaryPugh23
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If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Ironman.. Then be Ironman.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
It's amazing how irritating people can be in 140 characters or less.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
I'm NOBODYS second choice, you either choose me OR you lose me.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
There was always that one little wanker who held the parcel too long when passing it around the circle.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
my mum: you can't stay online forever me: is that a challenge.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
You hold the door open for one person and the 20 people behind them.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
who else dies a little when they see an old person sitting alone in a restaurant. 27,
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
I threw a bitch in the well, don t ask me I ll never tell. I looked away as she fell, dumb hoe was in my way.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
You know what I love about family get togethers? The part where everyone goes home.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
Sluts make whoreable friends.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
"Why didn't you reply to my text?" "Dude! How am I supposed to reply to LOL?"
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@MaryPugh23
Mary Pugh
11 years
It all comes down to the last person you think of at night. That's where your heart is.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
We can talk to astronauts in space, but we can't get phone reception in basements.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
That annoying moment when you're doing something on your phone and someone ides to call and fuck it all up.
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@MaryPugh23
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11 years
Putting your hand on your hip for a picture because you're a great teapot.
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@MaryPugh23
Mary Pugh
11 years
Parents Say "It's My House" But When Time To Clean "Its Your House Too".
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@MaryPugh23
Mary Pugh
11 years
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
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