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Marty Anderson

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I like to write down words. Sometimes people even read them. Oh and some radio things, and write a song or two. And dogs. Lots of dogs. he/him.

Prince George BC
Joined September 2016
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Marty Anderson
28 days
Hey @flatcoatsx3 we missed you today! Feel better soon! ❤️❤️
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Marty Anderson
28 days
How we are going to explain time change to future generations? Me "and every fall we would say 'nah, dark at 5pm isn't enough, let's make it 4' and we'd all turn our clocks back an hour" Grandchild "sure Papa, that makes perfect sense. Let's get you back to the nursing home"
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Marty Anderson
5 months
I've discovered something that I shall call "The Santa Stocking Paradox" I am old enough to appreciate socks for Christmas but that also makes me old enough to be so picky about my socks that I probably won't wear the ones given to me.
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Marty Anderson
5 months
Valleyview is in a valley with a view of a ridge. Ridgeview is on a ridge looking at a valley. I am starting a petition to have @CityofPG swap these neighborhood names for accuracy.
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Marty Anderson
7 months
My grandpuppy Bianca does anyone absolutely masterful Samuel L Jackson impersonation. 😂 @SamuelLJackson #dogsoftwitter
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Marty Anderson
8 months
When you have to keep those @#$!%& gnomes from infesting your @stephenking books... Sasquatch to the rescue! #sasquatch
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Marty Anderson
8 months
City of PG motions to move snow removal to the summer months only. Councillors agree this should result in substantial cost savings. "Why didn't we think of this before?" @CityofPG
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Marty Anderson
8 months
You know how aggravating it is to see someone parked in a handicap spot without a placard? @princessauto sells locking wheel boots for $19.99 Use this information as you see fit
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Marty Anderson
11 months
A song came on the radio that was vaguely familiar yesterday. Me, who has never got the entire grunge thing at all: "What pearl hot chilli jam-vana song is this?" #grunge
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Marty Anderson
11 months
There was an intro to a segment on @TheCurrentCBC where they asked "how do you decompose an 80,000kg blue whale?" And I thought they were still talking about Poilievre and the CPC election campaign 🤔 😂
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Marty Anderson
1 year
Hey @yukoncharlies do you have a profile that works better for spring snow? These Mountain Profiles are great for the several 100 miles I go a year, but they have zero flotation once the snow is melted. I dont recall the brochure saying it had to be frozen? 😂 #igotwetfeet
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Marty Anderson
1 year
Fun fact: offering protection in exchange for something is a mob racket, not a foreign policy
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1 year
It's not every day we get to welcome a true Canadian legend to Northern FanCon, but today's the day, nerds— we're beyond thrilled to announce the incredible Graham Greene! Drop your love for Graham below & then head to https://t.co/zpf8JcnFDl to score your tickets.
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Marty Anderson
1 year
Trumps inauguration has been moved indoors due to extreme cold, with a forecast of 20⁰f. That's-6ç. Maybe hold off on that whole "takeover Canada" thing eh?
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Marty Anderson
1 year
This is normal in the basement of an old house isn't it? I'm in here alone. Do I need salt? #wheressamanddean #supernatural @JensenAckles @jarpad
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Marty Anderson
1 year
Ok, so hear me out... 😂
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Marty Anderson
1 year
Skelly has had enough of the elf's sh*t this year #ElfOnTheShelf #skelly
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Marty Anderson
1 year
I guess it's a good day to check the locks, turn up the music and try to ignore the meth lab in the basement.
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Marty Anderson
1 year
Prince George morning traffic currently #zippergate @CityofPG
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