Martin Spielauer
@MartinMPSP
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(He/Him) - Leader of the Small Party Party (@spp_mpsp)/ Chef du Parti Petit Parti (Parody Account)
Joined September 2023
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FUSION DES PARTIS: Naissance du Parti Petit Parti Lisez-en plus ici : https://t.co/grE68z5MlI ENGLISH: La Graisse, MPSP- PARTIES MERGER: Birth of the Small Party Party!
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EACH PARTY SHOULD GET A PIKMIN. PIKMIN RIGHTS PLEASE. GOOD EVENING.
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En tant que chef, je ne tolère pas les attaques trop dures émanant à la fois de nos membres et de l'autre camp, et je travaillerai avec tout le monde pour veiller à ce que nous restions respectueux. BONNE NUIT.
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As leader I don’t condone the overly harsh attacks coming from both our membership and the other side, and will work with everyone to ensure that we remain respectful. GOOD NIGHT.
WHEN WE TWEET GOOD NIGHT WE MEAN IT. PLEASE SLEEP. GOOD NIGHT.
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MAKE SMALL PARTIES BIG AGAIN
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 In a press conference, the leadership of the Sitting Party, Drake Party, Baked Bean Banishment Party, & Rick Astley party have announced a merger into the Small Party Party, led by @MartinMPSP in an attempt to unify Canadians https://t.co/U0ijXgWyxg
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 In a press conference, the leadership of the Sitting Party, Drake Party, Baked Bean Banishment Party, & Rick Astley party have announced a merger into the Small Party Party, led by @MartinMPSP in an attempt to unify Canadians https://t.co/U0ijXgWyxg
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CANADIANS have a CHOICE this election and it’s between preserving our BEAUTIFUL CUISINE and SURRENDERING TO THE BEAN REGIME. THIS IS CANADA, NOT CAN OF BEANS LAND. GOOD DAY.
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The BEAN REGIME and AWFUL LEGUME-WINGERS want you to think that this is NORMAL. Very DEMENTED! HAPPY WEEKEND.
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Daily HISTORY: Pythagoras, one of the biggest ancient GENIUSES, would have undoubtedly joined the BBP! He not only refused to eat BEANS, but chose to DIE before KNEELING to the BEANSTABLISHMENT. A true PIONEER! “One should abstain from beans” -Pythagoras
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Barbies are AWFUL for the HEALTH OF OUR KIDS! They LOVE making a profit selling you POLLUTING PLASTIC and UNHEALTHY BEANS.
When we said the Barbies we BAD we MEANT IT (not in the kind way). Maybe stop selling our kids MICROPLASTICS AND BEANS and the Canadian public will take you seriously! The biggest threat to the BeanBarbies is the BBP and it shows. Stop making a profit at the expense of Canadians!
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PROHIBEANTION is the only way of stopping this ABERRATION from invading our doorsteps (or even worse, our TABLES!). The Dick Astley fangirls and the Pokeman gamers are too distracted to realize this, but the BBP has your back!
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Maybe start by exterminating BEAN BUSHES. Replacing canned beans with canned AIR is perhaps what real CANADIANS want. Formidable.
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Here we have a party who spends its time RICK ROLLING Canadians to distract them from their REAL AGENDA. Let’s make those bean benchers BACK BENCHERS AGAIN! #beanregime
Say the opposite of these words: 1) Always 2) Coming 3) From 4) Take 5) Me 6) Down If you can figure this out, you are meant to join the Rick Astley Party.
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Bean bandits are plaguing cities with crime and destruction. We must stand up against the corrupt bean-backers in Ottawa and establish LAW AND ORDER. Join the BBP in taking our streets back.
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🚨PARTY TRACKING🚨 A new challenger has entered the fold!
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