Better version. This takes guts

The Pope is basically saying if you're MAGA you're going to hell. We agree.

I am in favor of domestically produced, tariff free, energy efficient guillotines.

If you are playing chess and your opponent punches you in the face and knocks you out of your chair, you aren't going to win by getting better at chess. Just sayin'.

If, in their wanderings through American cities, our military stumbles across an unlawful order or two, I hope they remember their oaths. -a concerned veteran

It’s wild how people can effortlessly understand the righteousness of everybody from Robin Hood to Andor and then in real life simp for the Sheriff of Nottingham and the Death Star

I wish there was a 100% tariff on him opening his stupid, demented, low IQ mouth.

If this deeply degrading, wasteful and dangerous stunt proved anything, it’s that the best thing Hegseth can do to strengthen our military is resign in disgrace. Immediately.

Can someone explain to me why we can send $20 billion to Argentina, but we can’t make healthcare more affordable here at home?

As a veteran, I would hope the goddamn US military would stand up to "Tipsy" Hegseth, "Diaper" Don, and "Fuhrer" Miller, and their unlawful orders.

This year has been hard, but let me tell you- For the last 4 months I have lived in a house without a dog. And that may be the hardest part of this worldwide nightmare.

RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES!

Did you get plastic surgery on your brain?

Jimmy Kimmel called the people who want an escalator investigation "MAGAtha Christie" and I'm still chuckling.

I stopped believing in true love when Reagan was king/ The years have gone by now and the years haven't changed anything/Trying like Hell to get better, but I'm gearing myself for the worst/The punk rock will get you if the government don't get you first -Old 97s

I was born during World War II. Let me tell you something, you were either antifa or you were a Nazi.

Donald Trump has been handed everything in life including the Presidency and he’s the most miserable whiny piece of shit on the planet.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Shutting down the entire government, in order to delay the release of the Epstein/tRump Files, is some heinous, desperate shit.

Comedy is not a crime. Don't be a thin skinned, orange bitch.