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CEO @ Markcord @PunchYourWife I have completed LASO.
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When someone tries to tell me that global warming is real
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dragon dildos are 100% proof that dragons are real because how else would they know what the cocks look like
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@ske7ch
@Sssnakeepit
@Unyshek
It's not a direct dig at you and 343 Brian but I'll be honest as an archaic gamer from times long ago, developers used to release much more complete video games whereas today AAA titles are barebones in comparison and that's not something you'd be able to sarcastically answer 👍
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head of marketing said i looked like i was calling in an airstrike because i was on call with my gaming headset i really cba with the real world anymore
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yeah i am a sex offender but it was like 5 years ago whats ur point?
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Well fuck me the UK might just get through this one 🇬🇧
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R2D2 behind the camera
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Person A: I personally enjoy my steak well done ☺️
Person B: Listen here you fucking degenerate little shit. You’re fucking wrong alright? I’ll kill you, what’s it like eating a leather boot on your dinner plate you fuckwit cretin? The world would be better off without you in it
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The good thing about cheating is that you can have the benefits of a relationship and also be able to have sex with as many people as you like
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The girl at Starbucks forgot to ask for my name for my order so when it was ready she had to shout
'You over there the demi-god with the chiseled jawline and the throbbing fat juicy veiny meat-cock bulging through his joggers'
Sooo embarrassing 😂😂🤦♂️
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UK police are something else man. I just got pulled over for being in possession of ‘deadly weapons’. Turns out they just caught a glimpse of my bicep as I drove past. They also thought my cock was a nuclear warhead. All sorted now though the female officer sucked me off.
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if i had a girlfriend i would not let anyone kill her
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my friend walking in al kharid gate paying 30gp : 😒
me walking through (i have done prince ali rescue) like a boss: 😈
my friend: 'woah! wtf ! 😯'
#runescape
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Egirls be like 'daddy can u call me kitten again discord was lagging'
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'dont woof'
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@GrossieGore
@ReallyAutistic
How will you provide for your child when you inevitably throw your career in the bin again?
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Guys, just to let you know I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and can tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать Обожаю Владимира Путина!
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gf: i’m breaking up with you
me: is it because i refuse to get a job and keep streaming to 0 viewers?
gf: yes
me: can i get an F in the chat boys
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“if i had a pussy id let all the homies fuck” but u still got a ass bruh whats the hold up
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Man records the last seconds of his life!! Shocking!!!
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Name sellers be like:
'I got some hot new OGs!'
RSN: FaxMachine84 630m
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call me old-fashioned, but dating in our generation sucks. i miss the days when girls weren’t talking to 10 guys at once, but instead were forced into arranged marriages at 14 years old and would be publicly killed by their own family if they refused
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Nvidia should make some glasses you can wear so you can shadowplay irl if you do something cool like kiss a girl or punch a kid in the head
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i hate waking up with an erection. stood up from bed and knocked my monitor off my desk as it is so large (my cock). window smashed too, disaster. megan fox also wont leave my bed, just go away please.
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My Runescape account has 38,000 molten glass to use so I am going to not be playing Runescape anymore 👍
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must have got too close to the scanner.was only buying milk
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If you get cheated on, consider that it may not be a flaw in the other person - it could just be you! Maybe you just aren't good enough😃maybe you were boring? Ugly? Who even cares? Not me!
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The ONLY girl I know who has taken a footpic with whipped cream, is now a heroin addict.
Make of that what you will.
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Name one other discord that makes moves this fucking huge? Frankie MacDonald. In Markcord. Literally speechless. Love this guy so much.
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They fucked up when they gave me that $1200
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Thoroughly enjoying this exact same joke for the 20th time!
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I got no time for bitches there's just one thing on my mind...
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Can't catch a damn break tonight fucking hell
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Your girl claims to be a 'smol bean' but she's built like the Pillar of Autumn
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Took my girl to her first rave yesterday and said "welcome to my world" and she replied "our world now" and I will remember this night forever
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@AyizaTV
@Classix_rs
Very contradictory comment saying it's a dumb choice but then highlighting that he could have had his reasons, are you in fact, a nonce?
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@Daltistic
him: 12 years old hands covered in pb+j relaxing laughing
you: 44 year old accountant leaning forwards with your mechanical keyboard and 6 monitors sweating
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Girl on tinder just told me her bodycount was 23 why the fuck would u go on a dating app and tell people ur a serial killer??
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The amount of times you think about them
Vs
The amount of times they think about you
😃
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Woke up to my old friends adding me to their group chat asking how I’m doing and I simply left the group chat and will continue to play video games and progress my career instead of doing loads of drugs with them and failing at life 👍
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content creator dont sexually assault women challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
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remain bitter! constantly check up on people that you hate just to make sure they are still doing badly! always hold a grudge no matter how petty or distant it might seem 👍
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daddy long legs implies the existence of kitten smol legs
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The world: 'Pls wear a mask'
Fully grown adults who can legally vote: 'A piece of CLOTH??? On my FACE?? 😡 Another government scheme to control the population I will have my FREEDOM thank you very much, enjoy the hoax sheeple 💅💅💅'
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@Sssnakeepit
This is us whenever we catch a fish that doesn't help complete our collection log
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Honestly fair play to Spencer for waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror and not just completely giving up
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Actually seriously literally this happened this is one of the most mental things I’ve seen on this website
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Girls be like ‘fuck off you ugly weirdo stop stalking me you utter psycho loner freak, you’re under a restraining order and making me feel unsafe you degenerate incel’ hahahahaha amirite guys? Women 😂😂😃
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