Just spotted dele Alli getting a breakfast roll in clarkes bakery

Go back to sleep babe… I’m monitoring the situation.

big day for guys who like to monitor situations

I didn’t clock this live 🤣🤣🤣

Flights booked to ATL

Looks more like something that was drawn up in the Reichstag in 1936 than the Irish football supporters travel plans

The news spreading in Sixmilebridge between full time and extra time of Parrott's third and Ireland's win. Great work Mac Dara Mac Donncha, Paul Flanagan and whoever was directing. Just beautiful 😍 @SportTG4 #COYBIG

Naming my future sons Troy and Heimir

sorry i can’t call you back rn. yeah i’m watching edits of Catherine Connolly doing keepy uppies on tiktok

Pilot in Glasgow just decribed the thing that activates the engine on our plane as 'goosed' over the tannoy. Americans around me are baffled trying to work out why there was a goose at the airport.

Cuz you gon have that lil ghost boy on top of yo stairs yellin hibachi benihana teriyaki

nothing could have prepared me for the guitar teacher lmfao

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel

This is literally you

I'm just going to start telling random people that I'm going to see them in Valhalla. No explanation.

Can't fathom the head space you'd have to be in to give out about the American tourists in town. They're all cheerful, polite, looking for a good time and most importantly - giving back to our local businesses and economy! Beats empty pubs and quiet streets any day.

Our good pals The Mary Wallopers have just been pulled off stage and the PA shut down at @VictoriousFest in Portsmouth for taking out a 🇵🇸 flag and saying Free Palestine. Speak up against genocide in England and you're treated like a criminal. Up the Mary Wallopers 💚🤍🧡