Mark Lautenbach Profile
Mark Lautenbach

@MarkLautenbach

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Artist, Pocket knife collector, Pun aficionado.

Joined October 2012
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3 months
“We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough, we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much.” — Ronald Reagan
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6 months
Also appears that their uniforms spent some time behind a fertilizer spreader.
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Mark Lautenbach
6 months
Arizona cardinals seem to have forgotten what color cardinals are.
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Mark Lautenbach
7 months
They have everything at Costco… except peripheral vision.
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7 months
I’ve done my fair share of logos and it’s a lot tougher than it seems, especially when you’re rebranding. But that’s the job. Hearing how much they paid for it though… that’s not even first draft quality.
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7 months
I’ve never been to a Cracker Barrel so no horse in this race. Simply from a graphic design perspective.
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7 months
The old Cracker Barrel logo is a cluttered mess. But from what I’ve seen, that represents the brand accurately. The new logo is also a mess, just with fewer elements done by someone who doesn’t know what a barrel is. Seems on brand with the direction they want to go.
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@ThomasSowell
Thomas Sowell Quotes
8 months
"Nothing is so permanent as a temporary government program." — Milton Friedman
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8 months
The great thing about having a horrible memory is that you can rewatch an old movie, knowing you liked it, but have forgotten how it ends.
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8 months
Stranger Than Fiction is such a wonderful movie.
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Mark Lautenbach
1 year
Pet peeve # 7461: crooked bumper stickers. It represents you and it’s gonna be there for a long time. Take an extra 5 seconds.
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Mark Lautenbach
1 year
If your halftime show has a trick car where a bunch of people exit the car, maybe don’t paint the false bottom/tunnel white. You had one job.
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1 year
The Vikings logo is a masterpiece
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Mark Lautenbach
1 year
So… a bunch of “covert” spy drones spotted at night that still have super bright flashing FAA aircraft lights. Makes total sense.
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Mark Lautenbach
1 year
Would love an ATF that paid a bit more attention to the “T”.
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Mark Lautenbach
1 year
iPhone users, what alarm clock app do you use? I recently upgraded from a galaxy 7 and the stock iPhone alarm clock is missing some pretty basic features.
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Mark Lautenbach
1 year
“Door Dash” should legally have to change their name. They can’t find your door and the “dash” bit is comically inaccurate. At least it’s super expensive.
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Mark Lautenbach
2 years
Tell me you've never shot a bow without telling me you've never shot a bow.. The new art for 2024 DnD Ranger. Sweet mercy, WoTC, google it.
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Mark Lautenbach
2 years
At some point last night, my trusty galaxy 2, which has been the best alarm clock ever for years, finally gave up and died. I will miss you. RIP
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Mark Lautenbach
2 years
Fastest way to lose my online business? Abuse my info with spam, "newsletters", surveys, etc. Just be a store and I'll be a customer. It's not that hard.
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