This Friday I'm releasing an album called 🔥Hot Tropics🌴 from a new electronic project. You can stream two songs on bandcamp now. 👋🏻

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sneezing and getting blessed is such bullshit

if it's X now why does it still say Twitter in so many places including, you know, under the app icon on my phone

THE LONG ISLAND SERIAL KILLER SOUNDS LIKE SCUTTLE FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID

Guy Fieri should have a signature toilet

Hey @ShadowTodd shot in the dark Q: how often do you have to deal with contentID fair use dispute rejections just blocking visibility altogether and tanking a vid, monetization aside. Do you wait for them all to clear before publishing every time? Sincerely, a curious dumbass.

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Flying squirrels really won the lottery over regular squirrels

Just learned Hanoi Rocks is named after/is a shoutout to Chinese Rocks… which makes sense but, I always thought they were just letting us know they rocked

Can’t sleep. Perhaps 8 cold brews was negligent

You know how sometimes a normal word starts to sound super weird out of nowhere, that just happened with crayons but crayons sounds actually weirder than normal words sounding weird when it gets in the weird sounding mode

The Metaverse is just an abandoned Minecraft server from the drop. Brilliant really.

True status is having a bunch of chairs you never sit on

Dirty Dancing taking place in 1963 but ending with an 80s jam out of nowhere is way crazier than Marty McFly going back in time and playing unhinged rock and roll in 1955

Only interested in listening to mid to late 60s Miles Davis lately, at least I didn’t take the Rockabilly Retirement Plan path

Why did the Juggalo sit on an egg? To hatch it, man!

Judas Priest has such a good name you can forget how good of a name it is

Here’s a cool thing about the images I vom on the gram