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Mario Juan Valez

@MarioJValez

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Genuine Aztec. Your shooting star: 80s rock retro superstar! Taco Bell, los nachos, la buena & la nueva! My page now 99% selfie-free. Fiesta long time!

South Florida
Joined April 2018
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
6 years
Burrito Blues 🎵
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
I'm going to go off into the sunset.
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
It ended on a sour note.
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@SenorQuintante
Señor Quintante
1 year
Amiga!
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
Boris has taken over the Radio Shack down the street.
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@KingJimMorrison
The Lizard King
5 years
I am evidence of the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
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@LionheartBiz
Lionheart Enterprises®
2 years
Ahoy!
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
I've got the Midas Touch.
richardtattoni.rocks
I love Alan Dershowitz.
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@ChristineKofan
Cricket (Aunty Funk)
5 years
Crickets and cream cheese. That's what I'm all about.
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@RoseDelmato
Rose
4 years
Working as a prostitute has made me proud.
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
“Somebody’s going to recognize that guy.”
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
I'm stared at on the subway all the time.
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@TechnossanceMag
Technossance Magazine
2 years
New! Read, download, listen anywhere. https://t.co/BU1ysvIZMA
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
It can only go up.
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
I'm a hot mess.
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
11 months
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@KingPencilDick
Richard P. Weber
11 months
I get pissed.
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@JohnnyEgnatius
Johnny E. Electric
1 year
Oops.
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@MarioJValez
Mario Juan Valez
3 years
Gracias!
richardtattoni.rocks
The last laugh.
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