Marilyn
@MarilynMill_
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🇬🇭| never to be taken serious. here for laughs
Joined July 2009
It’s my birthday and honestly all I want to thank God for is blessing me with effortless beauty.
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This headline is funny because it is very easy, with all this panic, to misread this and think it’s gone from 196 to 827. When it’s actually gone from 631 to 827 looool. You lot are tactical.
Number of deaths from coronavirus in Italy has risen by 196 to 827 in last 24 hours . Latest updates:
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I’ve only just seen this one and I can confirm it’s the funniest one EVER
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?.
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How do Nigerians come up with the best insults ever ????? I saw a Nigerian mum say to her daughter ‘when it was raining common sense outside, you had an umbrella’. Like HOW does one even think of that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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I love when I find new TikTokers that make me laugh. This week is this guy doing a Gordon Ramsey impression. Can’t believe the accuracy. Been crying
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Having a language barrier can cost you. I remember when I was still newish in the UK and my teacher said her dad had become a vegetable and I started screaming of laughter in class…. She sent me out. I was so confused.
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I was in the gym the other day and a man asked me how many sets I have and I really don’t get the workout lingo so I said ‘give me 3 minutes please’. I was SO embarrassed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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WHY ARE YOU NOT ADDING THAT HE HAS BEEN SELF ISOLATING & NOT BEEN WORKING IN ANY PUBLIC FACING JOB SINCE RETURNING FROM VIETNAM????????????????.
PA has reported that a London underground driver has tested positive for coronavirus.
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Looool black people are so different to white people because this would’ve been a serious prayer topic.
This crow's name is Russell and every day he waits for his favorite kid to get home from school to fly in his window to watch TV with him.
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Complete weirdos. It’s the fact that the guy didn’t even react much is what makes this so much sadder 😢😢😢.
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Something about chips in this bag bag with a bit of salt and vinegar that slaps so hard.
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Trying a new lash tech and her doing a lash set that suits my eyes >>
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I laughed because her face was so serious when she had said that her dad became a vegetable…. only to find out later what it really meant😩😩😩😩😩. My lack of understanding English really had me in detention 😩😩😢.
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Im trying to be more anti-filter to tackle my body and face dysmorphia. It’s really hard. Filter vs no filter.
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1) im not from the states, stop telling me ‘but they say this in the states’ .2) I was a kid (for those that struggle to make inferences from text).3) English wasn’t my first language. 4) I’m African. I thought of a human turning into yam. Blame nollywood pls!😂.
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Also no one else was laughing but me…. and I think because I had a rep for always laughing at things that shouldn’t be funny, it made it worse. But this time, I genuinely didn’t understand what I done wrong.
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1. I did not stop wearing revealing clothing. Do you accept me as a girl who likes her cleavage out sometimes or not??!??? . 2. I spent most of our time at his house and never killed myself to cook (only for Christmas) just to gain his approval.
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5. My fav bit was having convos about misogyny and making it clear I do not stand for men’s stupidity. I know some.Ppl try to act ‘understanding’ to gain their potentials approval… NOT ME!!.
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England is becoming unbearable expensive with NOTHING to show for it. As in, this country has nothing that’s so great for it to be this bloody expensive.
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3. I showed him that I’m very strong minded and stubborn and not the ‘submissive’ ‘ ok daddy yes daddy whatever you say’ type. Are you ready to be with a woman who can stand up for herself or AM I WASTING MY TIMEE?!?
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Hi guys, in 2024, suggesting that people should accept BAME* communities because without them there wouldn’t be doctors, cleaners, Asian restaurants etc Is not the take you think it is. People should accept them because they are HUMAN BEINGS. That is it.
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Every single one of my life problems right now would be fixed with an abundance of money. Every single one.
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I love his hairstyle and earrings. I want African parents to circulate THIS on WhatsApp.
Congratulations to Ikechi who achieved A*A*A*A and who will study Economics and Maths at Bath! Very well done!
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4. I tried to go out with my friends even more than ever (im actually a homebody mind you)… but how do you react when I spend time with others ?? Are you the controlling type?
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I think it’s because we’re the generation of ‘I won’t tolerate BS’ unlike our parents and their forefathers. The issue is, some people confuse BS with simple compromising. Marriage is a LOTTT of compromising. A lot of people just aren’t willing to do that.
Divorce rates are alarming. People are unfollowing each other and removing surnames lowkey in less than a year of marriage. Scary.
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Sigh there’s much more but honestly I just loved that I was unapologetically ME! Marriage is great and everything, love my husband and all of that but I wasn’t about to pretend to be something I’m not just so that I could be ‘more appealing’.
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If you’re a POC & your company hasn’t issued a statement about the riots adjustments they’re making for those that come into work, take note. I’m giving my company till Thursday to address this. After that, I’m emailing the directors and cc’ing the entire office.
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CAN THE INTERNET PLEASE FIND THIS MAN AND BEFRIEND HIM IRL 😩😩😩😩. My heart is in pieces omg. Idk why this has made me soooo sad. I hope he finds friends soon 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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And the great thing is… he loves me how I am! But most of it comes down to the fact that he is highly secure within himself and very self sufficient so it rules out a lot of the misogyny most men uphold. I know he’s a diamond so I’m definitely lucky in that sense!.
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Yh they bring out a different kinda sexy.
i like my lashes full and dark.
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Omg no guys he’s an actual menace 😭 restaurants are really inviting him down 😭
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Because I didn’t know whether saying I have 20 sets left or 3 sets left made sense… I know the key words are sets and reps but I don’t actually get them so I just had to tell him ‘3 minutes pls’ 😭😭😭😭.
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@selahxselahx It’s like being in a coma. Or recovering from one but you’re not all the way awake yet 😩😩 I basically laughed at her saying her dads in coma. 😩.
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Girls purposely allowing this show as if it’s part of their outfit is the most bush thing in this world.
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From the moment he said ‘my wife eventually’, us UK girls would’ve said ‘loool chill. You barely know me and you’re already talking about wife’ . Sigh. Maybe WE are the problem.
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I don’t know how I can live with this man anymore. Guys the lasagne I made yesterday which was meant to last us at least 3-4 days, he has finished 99% in 24 hours please I’m shaking and throwing up 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS NOT ECONOMICAL!!!!.
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I listen and I JUDGE. I’m sorry but I’m so tired of the influx of black women getting pregnant for useless men. It genuinely IS getting out of hand and I really want us to do better.
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Losing your husband and daughter and having to raise a newborn baby? Lord please grant Vanessa Bryant strength. Please 💔.
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As a die hard gordan Ramseys kitchen nightmares fan, I can tell you this impression is a solid 10 overall. The voice, the hand gestures, the start&stop tiptoeing, the tone, accent, facial expressions. I’ve laughed non stop at this.
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The point of this is… men don’t become any less of themselves to attract women so why should women do so? No im not going to pretend to be something im not in hopes to look more fit for marriage. you don’t like me for me ? F off!.
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‘Jam your hype’ . Wth was wrong with all of us back in the day?.
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Not that I’ve personally taken ‘relationship advice from Oloni’ but oh I absolutely want to take advice from someone who has the strength to lock off an engagement when they see the man is not fit for purpose. It takes a different kind of courage and SELF LOVE to do that.
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@_NellaRose He NEVER used to roast me. He’d bombard me with compliments non stop. Hated it so much because whenever I’d roast him he’d genuinely be upset. Weak yute. Had to lock it quickly.
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I love UK girls. I know 99% of us are too uptight to participate in trends like this.
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*Dials 999* ‘Welcome to the NHS. To make a payment for an ambulance, please enter your card nu. ’
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Honedtly think the fact that I’ve been so unbothered about marriage/men and just not desperate for them, is why I end up with the best every time. My love life has been so good! (Also because I’m strict tbh but that’s not the point rn)! . I love me
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I hate what ikenna is doing low-key. Acting like Indiyah is the one that’s putting things to an end and he has to reluctantly agree even though he has never liked the babe but couldn’t say it cos he was playing a game. Sad #LoveIsland.
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I can’t believe this was Damson Idris. I proepr remember this back then omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I’ve been outside this whole time with just one lash on? Why does embarrassment love me ?
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@_NellaRose There was a time we were in the park just chilling as you do and he started tearing up. I asked him what’s wrong (whilst trying not to laugh) and he said he just can’t believe how beautiful I am??????????. ??????!!? Is that why you’re shedding flipping tears big man?????????.
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This is what living in London feels like.
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Males are so lucky. Those are £30 mink lashes he has there but it’s flipping natural😭.
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@barbarakibira Lol babe I didn’t even last the 3 minutes, after a minute I just stood up and said there you go because I couldn’t continue to pretend I knew what I was doing whilst he was standing waiting for me 😭😭.
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I know social media is funny and we banter everything but I think sometimes we forget that people are real and have feelings. Feel proper sorry for Russy.
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Crying. This vid is old but Boy I feel sorry for my future sons. Soon as they come out the belly, I’ll give them 15 months to be top ballers. No time to waste. Money affi mek
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@AkeelJ4v3d Good thing you represent no one but yourself then ay?. Because it seems to me some people didn’t find it clear? Ha ha.
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At 14, I asked ‘is. UCAS a university’ and ppl told me ‘it doesn’t matter cos you’re never gonna get in’…. im 24 now and I’ve never been to university 😂😂.
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Actually I just have good luck! Because I’ve also experienced some extremely stupid ppl but I don’t tolerate them long enough to witness the extent of their stupidity.
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Got proposed to last night. Posted about it on my TikTok and this was someone’s response . When I say I’ve been dyinggg😭😭😭😭
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You photogenic lot. How does it feel to be Gods favourite ??????????????????????????????????????.
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This is where my dark humour comes into play because I’m actually in absolute tears.
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Just can’t stop laughing tbh. Nigerians are WICKED😂😂😂😂😂
They called Kai cenat Omo werey and he danced happily like one 😂.
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He's going Brum, London then Manny? 3 chunks of bad news simultaneously might end him. Just like Dushane. He is going to the swirl capitals of the UK ffs.
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For the dummies, when I say worst of me…. It is really just ME but I just didn’t do what MOST women do which is try to present themselves as this holier than thou perfect marriage material wife even if it’s not who they really are JUST for acceptance.
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I hope Melachild knows she’s one of the prettiest women on this earth btw. Like proper proper top tier.
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When you finally decide to tell them that you've caught feelings
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Trying again and realising ‘na this ain’t it’ anymore >>>> forcing it all in the name of love.
Stormzy and Maya Jama have just released a statement announcing their break-up
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'Tell your mum I said hiii'. First of all she don't even like you.
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At this moment you have to call your siblings like ‘is mummy angry? Is she shouting??’.
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The tan in olive 😍
Please Quote this with your Cafe Del Ma Fits, you lot looked so beautiful 😍🥹🤌🏿✅🏖️👗📸 #DLTMALTA🇲🇹.
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Ghanaians can’t sing ‘Blessed Assurance’ without singing ‘this is my story’ as ‘this is my stoooooo-reeee-eee-aayyyy’ . That annoying adlib😭.
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Auntie; ‘are you sure this is enough rice? Or you want more?’ . Me:.
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You guys didn’t stand up to your parents enough and it shows 😂😂😂even in your 20s/30s+ they’re still having a say over your lives. Sigh.
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One of the issues is that parents don’t MAKE their kids do certain things anymore. I’ll be honest as a kid it wasn’t my desire to have to complete those CGP excercise books but my parents MADE ME… like I had no option. But now that’ll be called abuse.
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Gonna tell my kids this guy missed the penalty against Uruguay in the 2010 World Cup.
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Family will think you haven’t faced traumatic events in your life because they aren’t aware of it. like hello, that’s literally the problem. We can’t talk about it 😭.
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At the end of the day, I still attract handsome men& my actual types. so when I complain about wanting to lose weight it’s really just to make me feel even better about me. it’s not for anyone.
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Damn ashleigh Louise is still stealing? I was in secondary school when she stole someone’s Pinterest picture and pretended it was flowers someone got her for Valentine’s Day… I’m 25 now!!.
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A man shared how him & his babe split finances in their home & everyone’s doing up ‘could never be me’. Listen, unless your man is on minimum £200K p/a, please do not think that you’re living in this London COMFORTABLY with a yute and he will pay for every single thing. Nope 😂.
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Father Lord bless me with this kind of FUPA if this is what we’re calling fupa now pls🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿.
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Cheating has become so normalised in this society that people act like loyalty is something to boast about when it should be standard.
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You’re having a BLOODY laugh init???? This is the headache I don’t want
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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I HAVE WATCHED ALL YEAR. IF YOURE BLACK YOU CAN RELATE FOR SURE LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Seen so many RIP Dad posts today. So upsetting 💔💔. Rest in Peace to all fathers🥺❤️.
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Maturing is realising that anyone who hasn’t got their licence yet and still wants to do manual should just forget it. Automatic cars are the only thing that make sense now and in the future!.
One thing I will never do again is own a manual car.
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I know people don’t believe it but I genuinely don’t like my face. It’s weird because sometimes I do but mostly I don’t. When I take snaps, there’s a filter so I love them. But do I actually love my face WITHOUT the filter? I need to unlearn filter living lmao.
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If you think a black person in the UK is good looking, you haven’t seen anything yet. Just see that person outside of the UK on holiday and you’ll see just how good looking they are. The UK caps our looks. I’m certain of this.
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Anyways I’ll never forgive some of you for trying to make us black girls feel like we’ve been chatting shit or exaggerating about our experiences on here back then. The gaslighting alone has caused enough damage. Fuck you lot.
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