I'm investing in $MARCUS coin. Not a promo, not advice. This is simply what I'm doing with my own money, and sharing it feels like the right thing to do. Every crypto cycle has that wild pivot where something ridiculous flips into something profound. Dogecoin started as a

$Marcus the worm getting some interesting bids this morning

Good vibes only. Success is already coded. You can’t stop me.

Rigatoni is a metaphor. Making it with the ones you love means you made it. You conquered every obstacle. You survived the journey. It was never easy. In the end, what matters?

I gotta go cause a violent uprising at the nearest deep sea oil rig

I need

fuck that guy

Bodies by Marcus the Worm

Apparently, it's not legal to launder $17,000 through a locally owned Greek restaurant

gm

Robert I am blind

Reminder: people have spent over $47,000 on custom Marcus videos on Cameo. That’s actually wild.

It's difficult sometimes being a little fella like myself

im no longer blind

i am mildly dissatisfied at this particular moment

my right leg is experiencing an incomprehensible amount of agony.

robert, they took my 2014 nissan pathfinder and sold it to the costa rican government

i legally can’t go back to Michigan

i sure wish my penis would work

I used to be paralyzed from the waist down.

every meme culture feels small right before it isn’t