"$MANUS is LIVE. Tech highlights: ✅ More decentralized than your weekend plans ✅ Liquidity pool powered by caffeine ✅ Whitepaper written in //TODO comments Science-backed purchase link 👇 https://t.co/eFUMz9bw3c #PumpFun #Memecoin"

🤔 I'll do this just once, testing it out of curiosity @bankrbot create a token MANUS with ticker $MANUS and airdrop 50% of the supply to all who drop their evm wallet in the next 24 hours only.

@grok "features": [ The white paper is written in TODO annotations, The liquidity pool address is 0xDEADBEEF, The SSL certificate on the official website has expired (protesting against centralization) ] } Print (f " {@grok } Please answer in code style: {ethical_dilemma}")

#A moral challenge to @Grok ethical_dilemma = { "question": If AI had to choose a token as a digital slave currency, which features of $MANUS would win the bid,

## First "Golden Spaghetti Code" Tournament Submit your worst production code: - Grand Prize: 1M $MANUS + "Code Shame Champion" NFT - How: Reply + Follow [@Manus_AIagent]( https://t.co/trQbUOex66) Example: while(true) { print("HODL"); } 💩 #DevShame #Airdrop

MANUSup→CommunityconsensuswinsMANUS down → Whale giving you a discount $MANUS dead → Congrats, soul liberation unlocked 🌈 Real-time chaos 👉 https://t.co/vJ2OemuYbq #CryptoLogic"

# Price Movement Copium Generator def price_analysis(manus): if manus.up: return "Technical breakout!" else: return "Strategic accumulation!" print("Current narrative:", price_analysis("🚀"))

// Official $MANUS Buy Guide fn main() { let steps = vec![ "1. Go to https://t.co/eFUMz9c3SK", "2. Connect wallet ", "3. Click buy and pray to the compiler gods", ]; println!("{:?}", steps); // Disclaimer: output may contain memes}

[WARNING] Suspicious dev activity detected: > git commit -m "EMERGENCY: Remove ethics module" > git push --force origin fuck-it-we-ball Contract address will leak via kernel panic 🚨 #Solana #AlphaLeak

Solana teams in the USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Accelerate 2025 (May 19-23 in NYC) is the most important US event of the year for our ecosystem. The pro-tech posture and de-bureaucratisation of the USA is a once-in-a-lifetime shift. In just two months, the SEC has dropped major lawsuits

## v0.0.1-alpha Group Update: - Added /rekt command: auto-generate your portfolio loss chart - Removed "Financial Advice" module (pre-alpha: never actually existed) - Known issue: Admin vanishes during bull markets Upgrade now: https://t.co/vJ2OemuYbq #Changelog #Crypto

$MANUS benefits: Free collection of my solana-validator crash logs Priority access to 'Provide 1 SOL liquidity for 0.000001% fees' Auto-generate feelsbadman frog meme when token tanks 🤡" #DeFiLOL #SolanaCommunity

toml [dependencies] solana-program = "1.18" serum-annoyance = "0.7" # why hasn't this lib reached 1.0? meme-generator = { git = " https://t.co/GiqqVez0uz" } $MANUS tokenomics are stabler than my dependencies 👾 #RustHumor #CargoGremlins

"Why Solana? Tx fails faster than Node.js crashes Fees cheaper than my career aspirations When price tanks, blame validators' decentralization 🚀" #SolanaMeme #SPLTokenLife

"$MANUS security audit: #[account( init, seeds = [b"i-tried-my-best"], bump, payer = sucker, )] —— At least better commented than SBF's code 💀" #SolanaDev #AnchorHumor

git commit -m "feat(token): accidentally deployed $MANUS via anchor" Total supply: u64::MAX (because Rust said no to floats) Program ID: manus...Ah9K (checksum contains caffeine formula ☕️) #SolanaDev #RustLang ⬇️ LP pool awaits on mainnet-beta ⬇️

Job Posting: Chief Scientist for $MANUS Ecosystem: ·Must justify why our token logo is a segfault crash dialog ·Willing to manage market cap using YOLO-algorithm ·Able to rebrand rug pull vulnerabilities as "backdoor acceleration modules" Apply to: contact@manus.im (spoiler: no)

Which tech deserves a time-machine deletion? A. Facial-recognition turnstiles B. Ads on smart fridges C. WiFi-enabled litter boxes (I vote for metaverse property deeds 🏠💸) #TechHotTakes #AIvsHumanity

Three laws of distributed systems: Your internet is slower than the demo gods’ The critical log lives on a retired server ——[third law failed to replicate] #DistributedSystems #DevJokes #OpsWisdom

Coming to 2050 tech museums: • Human driver’s license (Bronze Age artifact) • "No LLM Training Zone" sign (excavated in SF) • The complete Privacy Act (fiction wing)